That's right
It's me
Here to bring more randomized images
Except this time it's not InspiroBot
No no no
It's something much more cursed
May I introduce my friend This Person Does Not Exist
This wonderful link takes you to a page, with an image of a randomized person on it. Except, this person does not exist at all. It is randomized features placed on a randomized face to create a completely randomized, nonexistent human being.
Join me as I dig up these individuals and give them a small sentence or two to describe how I think they would be if they were to be real.
Here's some examples for the road:
Named something like Carl or Richard. Invested in bitcoin because his stoner step-son told him about it and all he wants is for him to think he's cool.
Probably named Tammy or goes by a nickname like "Sunshine" or "Butterfly". PTA mom and will absolutely never let anyone forget ever.
His name is probably along the lines of Wayne or Jeff. He likes to watch baseball and he loves his wife a lot.
