What, How, When, Where and HI!

[AlexTron8]

What am I doing here I seem to ask myself. Probably something stupid I convince myself. I just hope some good will come out of it.
How did I get here? My cousin recommended this site to find myself a hopefully amusing group of roleplayers that I will try to best with my non-impressive talents.
When? Well, that's a stupid question. Yes, stupid questions exist and before you ask, I don't know how a semi colon works. I'm always contemplating whether I should use one or not, so correct my grammar and punctuation if possible.
Where?!?! At my cousins house. Address will be given to those who are 6 feet under.
HI???? Yes, hi there. You may refer to me as Alex. I'm quite contrary to social norms and I'm very ignorant, stubborn and offensive. I haven't much to say about myself other than I look like a reptilian and I'm taken. And just to throw it out there, I DON'T WANT YOUR TINY DIC PIC'S. I feel like I have to throw that out there on every website now. No wheres safe. But oh well. If you want to roleplay or insult me, feel free to, if you want to send me tiny dic pic's or compliment me, I'm not the guy for you. Thank you, thank you very much.

[Naw]

Welcome.

[Drekalba]

That was a very interesting introduction.

Welcome to the Guild! I hope that you are able to find what you are looking for and enjoy the time that you spend on here. I'm the wrong person to ask if you have any questions, but I'll certainly try to help anyway! Or you can just ask in the status bar as that usually works too!

[DELETED jdl3932]

You ain't getting a dic pic, but you are getting this...



Welcome to the Guild. The place where people with highly overactive imaginations can express themselves for a brief period of time before dropping off the face of the earth!

(That was a joke guys, calm ya tits)

[AlexTron8]

I was expecting a longer wait than that. Glad there are actually people active here. One good sign so far.

[Tyler Night]

Welcome, here's a cookie.

[AlexTron8]

Well, that's a big cookie. I appreciate it. I'm sure it'd be delicious if it were really here

[DELETED jdl3932]

Also, don't worry about semi colons too much. If you must use one though, I should point out that it looks like this in a sentence.

Example: Bring any two items; however, sleeping bags and tents are in short supply.

Edit: Give the Guild Rules a quick read while you're here too.

[Ruby]

Welcome to the Guild!

[Obscene Symphony]

Also, don't worry about semi colons too much. If you must use one though, I should point out that it looks like this in a sentence.

Example: Bring any two items; however, sleeping bags and tents are in short supply.

Edit: Give the Guild Rules a quick read while you're here too.

@ZAVAZggg

My favourite way to describe the use of a semicolon is as a super-comma. Great also for lists with commas in the items:

"We visited cities all over Canada, including Calgary, Alberta; Saskatoon, Saskatchewan; and Halifax, Nova Scotia."
_supercomma

I learned everything I know about semicolons here and I've actually had TAs compliment my use of them, so can confirm, will get you brownie points with the people who grade your papers.

Be warned, though; once you start using semicolons, you'll want to put them EVERYWHERE.

Also hi, welcome. Semicolons are an issue I care about, nice to meet you.