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For one thing the bear does no have any money to afford a cab. Case closed. Suspension of disbelief gone.
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ImportantNobody said
For one thing the bear does no have any money to afford a cab. Case closed. Suspension of disbelief gone.


Pffft, the bear pays with hug! As is commonly known, everyone accept a hug as a currency if it is from a bear.
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ImportantNobody said
For one thing the bear does no have any money to afford a cab. Case closed. Suspension of disbelief gone.


The bear is driving, obviously, it probably stole the car.

It's steering with its feet.
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The bear is driving, obviously, it probably stole the car.It's steering with its feet.


But it doesn't have a license. It's probably too young to get one, being a bear and all. Unless it's a very elderly bear, then this story checks out. That would explain the fire because the bear is too old to drive properly, especially with it's feet.
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But guys. You're overlooking one VERY important thing...

That's a bear... and a taxi... in Russia.

Hence, I think it is very plausible that the cab is both on fire, AND transporting a live bear.
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ImportantNobody said
But it doesn't have a license. It's probably too young to get one, being a bear and all. Unless it's a very elderly bear, then this story checks out. That would explain the fire because the bear is too old to drive properly, especially with it's feet.


This is Russia.

Fuck the police.

Until they jump through your window.
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It must be that the bear is a photoshopper.
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It must be that the bear is a photoshopper.


He clearly wanted to make his work commute seem more awesome, so he had a friend take the picture, then photoshopped the fire onto the cab when he got home that night. It makes perfect sense now..
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So.

How's everyone doing?
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LeeRoy said
So.How's everyone doing?


Waiting for a chance for Evvie to be able to continue her battle. *sniffle

Oh, and I'm almost done with my alien character sheet. I'll be posting maybe in an hour or so.
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You and me both, Imp.

I wonder if Skallagrim's meetings went well, perhaps he's on vacation in Hawaii.

I'm joking of course, he would have told us before he left.
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What do you guys think of a device that can put to sleep those who hear it for 30 seconds? Too op even for high tier?

EDIT: I made you have to focus on the sound so if you can ignore it then it will have little to no effect. That will be fair.

EDIT: You know what? He's more fitting of an intermediate right now, especially with all his nonlethal stuff. I'll have him come in as intermediate and have an equipment drop come in later to upgrade his tier as desired. In that case I may have him go to Snek after all and loose his technology to explain why he doesn't have it any more. Maybe he gets killed by the henchmen or Jessibelle herself after realizing he couldn't use his weapons against her, and the tech is somehow destroyed or lost in the battle.
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You REALLY want to fight Jessibelle, don't you?

You're making a mistake, Imp.
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Without high tier he can't fight the big guys, and to explain why he doesn't have his high tier equipment it would make the most sense for it to be lost or destroyed, which would make the most sense to have happen in such a scenario.

(All I have left for him is the bio. I'll make it short and sweet)
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And then the waiting for Skallagrim to get back.

*Sniff.*
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Character posted.
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And then that bitter silence that ha-

Oh wow, it's already 11?

Jesus Tits, I really need to pay more attention to the clock.
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Someone post the shouting for Khan video, that usually gets his attention.
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Here you go


Now, to look for Skalla's version.
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