Spin the Bottle Shenanigans
Based on actual scientific dice rolls.
*1 - Chad - Always lands on himself first, no matter what speed/direction he tries. It lands between Carmilla/Agatha, and he accidentally sets the standard for no kiss if it lands between. Everyone else goes along with it.
2 - Sobki - Chad/Barrel (no kiss)
3 - Carver - Chad/Sobki (no kiss). These two get TL;DR’d
*4 - Carmilla - Lock (he declines)
5 - Agatha - Lock. She assumes Barrel’s helping rig the game and it wouldn’t be subtle if she landed on Barrel first. Lock gives her a quick peck on the cheek, then sits down.
*6 - Lock - Agatha. He laughs and comments how they *just* did that, and respins. Shock’s brothers are not immune to her toying with the game. Respin lands on Barrel. Barrel shrugs and gives his older brother a peck on the forehead. Lock exaggerates his disgust.
7 - Lillith - Barrel. She gives him a quick kiss on the lips. Barrel is confused because he just now realized this is part of the game’s trick, and it can backfire on him too.
8 - Barrel - Carver/Carmilla. Carver offers (“We both know Carmilla won’t, so I’ll do it. Also, I taste like popcorn.”). Barrel kisses, then jokes about how their pumpkin taste could be improved.
*1 - Chad - Barrel. Shock picked him deliberately because she thinks there’s a chance he might suck it up if it landed on Lock. He’s all, “no homo,” and Barrel, having figured out the trick now, pretends to pout. Everyone else is amused as fuck at Barrel’s lateness to the party re: game rules.
*2 - Sobki - Carver. They plotted with Shock to do this solely to piss off Lock and steal his thunder on the off chance he got Sobki. They dip Sobki for the kiss. Sobki is confused, but willing.
3 - Carver - Carver/Carmilla. Decides “fuck it” and offers a kiss to Carmilla.
*4 - Carmilla - Barrel (decline)
5 - Agatha - Lock - respin - Lillith (Agatha declines)
**6 - Lock - Sobki. Lillith messed with it this time because she really wants to see them kiss. Lock tops Carver by tossing Sobki up in the air, catching him, then dipping him. Sobki is once more confused, but willing. Lock flips Carver off while kissing. He decides to get a victory drink, and that's when he starts declining into tipsiness.
7 - Lillith - Lillith/Barrel (no kiss)
8 - Barrel - Agatha. Gentlemanly kiss due to height differences. Agatha swoons. Barrel is none the wiser.
*1 - Chad - Sobki (decline due to Sobki’s teeth, and also no homo)
2 - Sobki - Carmilla (declines like a goddamn gentleman)
3 - Carver - Lock/Agatha. “Cool, I get to kiss both of you!” Chad’s jaw drops. “That was an option?!”
*4 - Carmilla - Agatha (friendly cheek peck)
*5 - Agatha - Shock lets the bottle slow down as it approaches Barrel to get her hopes up, then continue on to Chad for horror factor, then it stops between Chad/Sobki. Agatha is relieved that it skipped over Chad and a smidge disappointed it didn’t quite get to Sobki, since Barrel showed earlier he doesn’t mind kisses in the context of the game and doesn’t consider it cheating.
6 - Lock - Lillith. He is very tipsy by this point, complimentary, and pretty much all over Lillith anyway. She kisses him to make him STFU. Agatha thinks this is where Barrel learned how to be a gentleman, because he damn well didn’t learn from Shock.
7 - Lillith - Agatha/Carmilla. Shock senses trouble potential and changes her mind about playing. She doesn’t know who is getting pissed or why, but she puts effort in it to get a trouble fix - and because she expects Chad to act inappropriately, which he does. She ends the kiss to boot him, but Barrel beats her to it.
8 - Barrel - Doesn’t get a turn because Shock derailed the game. Agatha is simultaneously relieved that Chad’s getting booted and pissed because she was certain that she was going to get the “real” kiss this time. Game changes to roulette.
* = Shock fucking with the game
** = the one time Lillith fucks with the game