[OOC] The Sunday Group - Bumps in the Night

[POOHEAD189]

...and I can no longer be blamed, I'll start working on something fun.

@Rapid Reader

I feel like this is a very Val thing to say

[Rapid Reader]

I feel targeted.

So, I'm going to respond with maturity, dignity, and grace, just like Val would.

For Poser-Gandalf and his off-brand charm

It's a magic trick.

My Hider

I'm very pleased with our banter and memes, beyond the stellar posts ofc.

[Jarl Coolgruuf]

Putting Clive far away from high society types was probably a good call. The whole 1,000,000 yard stare thing can make people jumpy, especially on planes.

[Jarl Coolgruuf]

Clive right now:

[Penny]

Maybe they could save even more money and still increase his traveling comfort by some out-of-the-box thinking ? Putting him into a large crate and sealing it with some magic to obfuscate its true contents might do the trick since cargo holds were pressurized.

@Fetzen

This is managerial tier thinking!

[Fetzen]

So I'd say Maël is in for a promotion!

Wait... does the Sunday Group have ranks ? There must be some method of letting people know officially when they've royally screwed up!

[Penny]

There must be some method of letting people know officially when they've royally screwed up!

@Fetzen

We call this, 'The Funeral'.

[Rapid Reader]

Minor mistakes are punished by forcing the perpetrator to help Edgar clean his office.

[Jarl Coolgruuf]

Minor mistakes are punished by forcing the perpetrator to help Edgar clean his office.

@Rapid Reader

Further offenses will result in the employee being assigned to Clive for the day. Duties will include being his designated brass goblin, round reloading assistant, chemistry project assistant, exercise buddy, and punching bag sparring partner.

Also, Clive is more a "shoot, shoot again, dismember, salt the remains, and then set on fire" type of guy.

[Rapid Reader]

Maybe if he used his words Val would know that.

Val's vibes when she runs into her first baddie

[Jarl Coolgruuf]

@Rapid Reader
Oh she'll learn real good if she asks Clive for help. She'll also regret asking when he wakes her up at 2:47am with a glass of ice water to the face, tosses a cap gun in her lap, and yells "You're being attacked, defend yourself!" before coming at her with a broom handle.

[Penny]

If we know anything about Val, it is that she is awake and trippin hard at 2:47am

[Jarl Coolgruuf]

you right

[Fetzen]

@Rapid Reader
Oh she'll learn real good if she asks Clive for help. She'll also regret asking when he wakes her up at 2:47am with a glass of ice water to the face, tosses a cap gun in her lap, and yells "You're being attacked, defend yourself!" before coming at her with a broom handle.

@Jarl Coolgruuf

That sounds like a good ritual to get Mael into demon mode asap when you really need him.

[Jarl Coolgruuf]

Mael: "Clive! Do the thing!"

Clive:

Hider

[Rapid Reader]

If we know anything about Val, it is that she is awake and trippin hard at 2:47am

@Penny

Penny understands Val.

My Hider

[Fetzen]

Mael: "Clive! Do the thing!"

Clive:

Hider

@Jarl Coolgruuf

I'm currently imagining Maël being Clive's sparring partner...

[Jarl Coolgruuf]

Clive at 2:47am

Hider

[Fetzen]

Is this what Clive considers to be part of the sparring programme ?

[Jarl Coolgruuf]

Clive, coming up behind Mael with his front painted like the breakroom wallpaper
"Real world opponents never wait for you to be ready."