So I read a page of 50 Shades of Grey...

[Halo]

Read the whole book. It's pretty damn fucking terrible, and this is from someone who thinks Twilight is "mediocre" rather than an abomination as most see it.
And yes, you were just used. Many people find well-spoken English voices very attractive. I know from experience. >_>

[aza]

You're the person that gives erections while making a speech

[Cayden Black]

My new plan on hitting on women is pulling out the page of that book and reciting it in a dark, wanting tone by whispering it into their ear. With any luck I'll have a busy evening. Especially if I go to the USA and do this. I hate to admit it but I have had 4 american girls flirt with me purely for my accent...

FORGET MR GREY!

[stark]

I'm sorry, but if some guy pulled out 50 Shades of Grey and just started reading it to me, I'd probably just laugh at him. (Regardless of how sexy his voice might be.)

[Cayden Black]

And I would respect you for it and join you. But I honestly can't believe the response from some people on this. I have to admit it's pretty funny.

[idlehands]

Sherlock, pass him some of that smut from 1x1 to read, see if his voice can make it any better. Some of the good stuff, you know what I mean.

[stark]

idlehands said
Sherlock, pass him some of that smut from 1x1 to read, see if his voice can make it any better. Some of the good stuff, you know what I mean.

You know... Before the old Guild crashed I probably could have sent him stuff that would have even made the most stoic person blush. (Pickings in the new 1x1 section have been slim by comparison so far, however. Give it some time -- I'm sure it'll fill up with 'good' stuff again.)

[Dervish]

Sherlock Holmes said
You know... Before the old Guild crashed I probably could have sent him stuff that would have even made the most stoic person blush. (Pickings in the new 1x1 section have been slim by comparison so far, however. Give it some time -- I'm sure it'll fill up with 'good' stuff again.)

Their defeat was merely delayed. The time after RPG crashed. When the members of 1x1 would spill their own seed.

No one wanted to believe... Believe moderators did their duties. But when the mods got on, they came down with fury.

But there is one they fear. In their tongue he is Smut Police, Spamborn!