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[Dark Cloud]

Imagine this:
>be you: Florida Man
>be doing FLMan things.
>but imagine eldritch horrors screw up your FLMan lifestyle.
>but your FLMan.
>and FLMan will transcend all possibilities.

[Rosenrot]

Okay, I *might* like the Old Gods v. FL Man even better than my own idea...

[Dark Cloud]

@Rosenrot The Mandela Catalogue originally came to mind but I was like 'what if it was Cthulhu vs. FLMan?'

[Rosenrot]

Cthulu is always the answer

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*eats popcorn from a safe distance* YAY! COME ON CTHULU! kick his ass back into the shadow realm!

[OddnessApproved]

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[OddnessApproved]

Here is the perfect image for this roleplay.

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I DUNNO, this feels more like it to me hehehe

[Rosenrot]

Throw in some People of Walmart for s p i c e

[DELETED826329]

I wonder if Florida walmarts are like the boss level of florida

[Rosenrot]

I wonder if Florida walmarts are like the boss level of florida

@A Ticklish Ralt

...okay, the kid might be on to something for once here

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[Rosenrot]

THIS EXTRA BIG ASS M E M E

So, if this is my character, can my special attack be just flinging liquid LSD on the Eldritch horrors and make them see themselves orrr...?

OR

Instead of a healer... it's just this guy with MORE AMPHETAMINESSS

[DELETED826329]

I think the media should stop covering politics and switch to 24/7 live feed-cams of Florida.

[Rosenrot]

I think the media should stop covering politics and switch to 24/7 live feed-cams of Florida.

@A Ticklish Ralt

I mean, what is D.C. but the Florida of the eastern seaboard?

Seriously, have you ever been there? It's awful, and I say that hailing from fucking Georgia.

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I live in a small peaceful town in the ass-end of nowhere! I wish I could experience this much excitement daily! I should move to Florida, I'd fit in perfectly.

[Rosenrot]

Well, honeybuns, go ahead and start learning how to hustle across a parking lot away from the crackhead eyeing you across the way, because that's gonna be your #1 skill-tree anywhere south of the Mason-Dixon, m'kay?

[Dark Cloud]

Okay so your character will have equipment based off your Florida Man birthday.

[Rosenrot]

Extra Big Ass Meme 2: Whythefucktheydothis Boogaloo

This bitch's face just screams "And I'll fuckin do it again"