Regarding Halflings and their Status in Star Wars Canon

[BangoSkank]

Do they be canon?

Is there like a volcano planet a wee Halfling lad and his traveling coterie of companions might cast a ring?

Would they need a booster seat to pilot an X-Wing?

If one were to wear a hoodie would it look more like an Ewok or more like a Jawa? Incorrect. The correct answer is it would look like Flesh Tone Yoda.

[Penny]

@BangoSkank There is a legends reference to an Ewok flying with prostetics to boost him up.

[BangoSkank]

My dreams need no longer be dreams.

Hallelujah

[BangoSkank]

Gary Stu, the wee little billion trillion midichlorian, Jedi Master, crack shot, witty ranconteur and dashing rogue, with a heart of gold. Also all the hot aliens want to have the sex with him.

OC, please do not copy.

Also he's like dragonborn or something. Some kind of mysterious space druid, humanalien dealie. Very impressive. One of a kind. An anomaly. When he was born everyone felt a great disturbance in the force, as though billions of voices had just cried out in awe.

[Dark Cloud]

#FreeTheHalflingsGeorge

[BangoSkank]

In the J J Abrams new trilogy you get a Fellowship of Halflings and some old dusty ass Jedi and a few scruffy looking nerf herders all getting together to keep the Space Unobtainum away from the bad mean Darth Villainous. Because reasons.

That scene where the Trillenium Hawk opens up its bay doors and all the Halflings go zooming out in their x-wings (get it? It's not capitalized because they're small) to scatter so they're harder to catch, that scene, had me cracking up.

[Dark Cloud]

In the J J Abrams new trilogy you get a Fellowship of Halflings and some old dusty ass Jedi and a few scruffy looking nerf herders all getting together to keep the Space Unobtainum away from the bad mean Darth Villainous. Because reasons.

That scene where the Trillenium Hawk opens up its bay doors and all the Halflings go zooming out in their x-wings (get it? It's not capitalized because they're small) to scatter so they're harder to catch, that scene, had me cracking up.

@BangoSkank

It was truly enlightening when Hanas Solobottom said "It's hobbin time" and hobbed all over the Heath Star.