[IC] ...\\\ The Anomalous Mystery Foundation ////...

[Sillyman59]

no, you're going to the van...
*he teleports to his car*
and i have business to attend to.
*he drives off*

[Sky Blue]

~ℂℝ𝕆𝕎𝕃𝔼𝕐~

... "..." "... wow. you just got absolutely disrespec-" "NO ONE INSULTS CROWLEY LIKE THAT! I SWEAR I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS SOMEDAY UNLESS YOU GET ME A VERY EXPENSIVE GLASS OF WINE! RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Crowley was now very much steaming again, this time on fire, stomping his foot, and was struck by lightning, with the lightning redirecting into the plants nearby as well as the car and the building, starting a few fires. "oh bloody heaven." crowley put out the fires, and everything was back to normal, just a bit burnt. "Impressive." crowley grinned, revealing his fangs. "you should've seen me at chernobyl. i lost an arm wrestle to ares. then... BOOM." "I'm sure you put up a good fight. ;)" crowley then conjured up a bench and table, as well as a gallon of kool-aid. "Idk, maybe the boss did show up and i scared him away. oh well. i'll wait." "can i do my playlist?" "sure. but no country." and so, listening to the doom eternal theme on loop, they wait.

[McNephelim]

Myrddin got on the van and from the window of the van, Myrddin would take a small glance to Crowley before starting the car and going to the directions.

[KarmaX]

Karma stumbled across the rocky plains as she dizzily reeled her one eye up at the that wasn’t soaked in blood from a head wound. Her pitch black blood trickles off her chin and onto the cold sand, soaking into the thirsty desert ground. Her one good eye darts around cautiously as she approaches the building. She groans as she slowly pushes the door open to meet a surprisingly quiet space, she follows the sight with a quiet ‘Hmpf..’ Her head swivels around to an elevator as she blinks a few times before going inside. She clicks on the highest level, hoping to avoid any human contact.

As the elevator opens, she's greeted with an office. She stumbles into the office with a hand on her Shadow Stone dagger, her one good eye scans the office quietly before confirming that it was vacant for now. She lets out a sigh of relief as she fights off the urge to collapse from exhaustion. She instead begins rummaging through drawers and cabinets.

". . ."

[Sky Blue]

~ℂℝ𝕆𝕎𝕃𝔼𝕐~


After an hour or so, Crowley got bored. "hon', i'm going in." Azrael was playing games on her phone. "have fun." Crowley put on his disguise and simply waltzed in. One person gave him the odd look, but everyone else thought he worked here. One of the best things that Crowley had learned in his time on earth, is that the more confident you seem, the more likely people are to believe you. there were a surprising number of magical beings here. Crowley thought he saw a mermaid in wheelchair which he found hilarious. Crowley headed to the top. there was always an office at the top to assert dominance.
But lo and behold, Crowley was not alone at the top office. a demon girl was here, rifling through drawers. Crowley just walked out, leaned against the wall, and waited for the girl to notice him. what was a demon doing here? he thought. Oh they look hungry. should i conjure up some Caviar? he kept himself from laughing. No. I'll wait.
@KarmaX

[Sillyman59]

he eventually returns to the hq, only to find the smoking demon.
YOU! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!
he's had a horrible day, and this hobo is making him pissed.
GET OUT OR I MURDER YOU AND YOUR CRUSH!

[Sky Blue]

~ℂℝ𝕆𝕎𝕃𝔼𝕐~

Crowley guffawed. "ok. first of all, i was NOT the one who burn't down the building. I'm simply here to talk."

[Sillyman59]

TALK ABOUT WHAT? YOUR MOST RECENT ERECTION OVER YOUR BIMBO LADY?
he grows into a grotesque form that would make even the most unscareable men afraid.

[Sky Blue]

~ℂℝ𝕆𝕎𝕃𝔼𝕐~

"Mate, you really think that's gonna scare me? i'm a demon. i couldn't possibly care less." Crowley takes out a minigun with an excessively large barrel. he seems to take it from hammerspace. "You see this is a minigun with explosive bullets. you sure you wanna yell you're way out of this one? besides, i have valuable information. on the closed eye's plans." flames can be seen dancing in the reflections in his sunglasses.

[Sillyman59]

THE CLOSED EYE? THOSE MORTALS? ok, seize the conflict, tell me, and then we battle. you mortals are so strange.

[Sky Blue]

~ℂℝ𝕆𝕎𝕃𝔼𝕐~

"ok. so we all know that their plan is to kill all anomalous creatures, right? well, it seems that they have made a compromise. One anomalous creature has made the exception to join them, and it has the power to wipe us from existence, if their plan comes to fruition. All i have been told, is that if given the right resources, he will be able to wipe one species from existence per month. Now, what those conditions are, i have no idea. they don't trust me enough. but it is valuable, expensive, and very few." Crowley takes out a penny, with a flashing light on the back. "This device is a tracker. when i place the other end, it will lead you to their headquarters. anything else?" Crowley flips the coin at the raccoon. "choose wisely."

[Sillyman59]

mmm ok.
probably gonna have to send someone since tax season has come around.
now can we fight?
he really didn't care for the organization, so he really used the time to sneakily take the gun.

[Sky Blue]

~ℂℝ𝕆𝕎𝕃𝔼𝕐~
"I don't got time for this. Stop! hammer time!" Crowley takes out a wooden mallet and whacks the one upside the head before jumping out the window, wings spread. " see ya! AHAHAHAHHAHA! " he flies off, before turning midair, rpg in hand, and blasts the one.

[Sillyman59]

while the punk was doing the "damage" to him, he set up a sack of potatoes to get hit while he went off. he HAS taxes to do, after all.

[Sky Blue]

~ℂℝ𝕆𝕎𝕃𝔼𝕐~

Crowley zoomed off to his apartment in downtown Los Neo. The hum of neon lights always put him at ease. Azrael was already here of course; she had predicted it all. Crowley was hungry, so he made himself some mac and cheese. he made sure he was quiet, as not to wake her up. as he was making it, he felt a warmth on his chest. figures. "you weren't ever asleep, were you?" "no. just waiting."Crowley smiled and put his hand on hers. The corporations would do their thing, and Crowley couldn't stop them. but tonight... tonight was for them. nothing weird, of course. Crowley may be humanlike, but they were still supernatural. They got on the couch together and watched the news as they fell asleep...

[Sky Blue]

~ℂℝ𝕆𝕎𝕃𝔼𝕐~

Crowley was up. the morning rays always brought him discomfort, but with his lady here, he felt fine. ANYWAY! He had a job to do. sure, crowley could just conjure up money, but that would be a form of lying and crowley had had his no sin streak going for quite a while. He was quite proud of it, actually. So he decided to work at a dance club. He was quite good at the Prisiadki, as well as breakdancing. so he did it, and voila, money. he bought groceries for the day, and went off to the closed eye's headquarters. "welp, this is gonna suck."

[Sillyman59]

CLOSED EYE

a day or two had passed. everything was going according to plan.
"how's IT going?"
he said to a nearby employee, while sitting on his throne.
"p-pretty well, boss... with the creature enraged, that'll be enough to stop anyone from noticing us."
"HAHAHA!"
he chuckled, as he knew it'd finally be going well.

[McNephelim]

As Myrddin reached his destiny he could only wonder a thing, why the heck would his boss send him to a Farm, he parked on the entrance, he opened the door of the van and came out of it, he looked at the place, it looked like any regular looking farm, a barn, fences, animals, but something in his mind told him otherwise, there was something off, a tingle was felt on the back of his head, he now realized, it was a magic force.

"It seems a Magic Force coming from the farm in general, from the crops down to the most hidden mouse." Myrddin knew he had to investigate, so he walked to the fence gates that leaded to the farm, and he called for someone, he waited.

[Sillyman59]

THE FARM

suddenly, a man came over.
SIR, SIR, YOU HAVE TO HELP! THIS... THING HAS BEEN KILLING ALL MY FARMSTOCK!
he pointed to his dead three year old.
ok I killed him a while ago for a blood sacrifice but STILL!

[McNephelim]

Myrddin eyes widen, a blood sacrifice, dang it, it is the fourth time this week. Myrddin jumped over the fence and once he was on the other side, he approached the corpse, there could be a magic entity residing inside the corpse he placed his hand above it.

"I'll unleash whatever is inside this corpse, Dread Unleash!!!" The corpse began to glow, slowly elavating on the air.