Naoto: *stares at phone expressionless while it constantly goes off due to incoming texts then tapes the evil contraption to a soccer ball and kicks with enough give to send it in to orbit*
Abby: "Naoto, what happened to your phone? I've been texting you all day! What? Your phone suddenly broke? Well then, let's go buy you a new one!!" *drags Naoto to the nearest mall*