One liner role play

[Vortex]

Heh because why not?

I'll start
You wake up and find that you...

[BlitheCrescent]

are sitting in a cheap motel

[Vortex]

And are sitting in a dirty armchair

[BlitheCrescent]

surrounded by dead bugs.

[Vortex]

One of which is crawling along the arm of the chair, you decide to...

[BlitheCrescent]

run screaming like a girl.

[Vortex]

(Lol) and in your mindless running you break down a door

[BlitheCrescent]

and into a someone else's room.

[Vortex]

And to your horror you find a couple making love

[Antarctic Termite]

to a cactus.

[BlitheCrescent]

(( You have a PM, Vortex )) And turn around

[Vortex]

They ask if you wish to join them in their cactus loving festivities

[Antarctic Termite]

and you accept gladly, reaching for your

[Vortex]

...pocket and you pull out your trusty...

[BlitheCrescent]

Swiss army knife

[Vortex]

You raise the knife to your nose and sniff it then stroke it several times...

[Kiriyama]

...And change your mind and run away.

[BlitheCrescent]

back to the room of dead bugs

[Kiriyama]

You decide to eat one of them

[Vortex]

You decide you don't like the taste so pull it out and try for another one