[OOC] Song of Betrayal | Fire Emblem

[TwilightDragon]

Oh. XD how do you like it?

[Asura]

Everyone I like dies

[TwilightDragon]

There's this couple that remind me of Zaino and Ambra.

AND THEY DIE HORRIBLE DEATHS.

[Asura]

That bodes well.

[TwilightDragon]

It's so sad but the one who reminds of Ambra dies the most horrible way.

[Asura]

Which one is dat.

[TwilightDragon]

Catelyn Stark. XD

I wonder what Tihlas did in that party. .-.

[Asura]

QUICKLY, DISTRACT DARRIAN.

[Kangutso]

TwilightDragon said
I wonder what Tihlas did in that party. .-.

Meh, have Lumara get him drunk enough and he might reveal it. Just know that it involved a bed and a woman. Tihlas=Virgin. <_<

[TwilightDragon]

Believe it or not...
Talbot is a virgin.
And is terrified of the thought of sex.

OMG Asura. XD

[Asura]

Laius will have to teach them. He'll bring up a chalkboard and draw diagrams and everything.

"Okay, so after you tie her down you take the meat log and you put it right in the pooper, detailed here."

[Kangutso]

Tihlas' father has already told him such things, even told him other stuff involving it when as he got older.

Spoiler

His father survived the attack on their home.

[TwilightDragon]

He knows how it's done, but he's so awkward about the thought of it.
"That's... not the way to do it, Laius..."

Oh snap he did? Yayyyyyyyyy!

[Asura]

"Of course it is! If they're not sobbing in agony, you're not doing it hard enough!"

God save the queen.

[Kangutso]

I want to say more on that, but all I say is that Tihlas never knew until later. Still ends tragically.

EDIT: Damn it, now I want to explain it! *grumbles about not wanting to spoil anything else to anyone*

[TwilightDragon]

"I think I rather listen to Zaino's strategy..."

Does he die anyway?

[Kangutso]

What else could I mean by tragically?

If anyone wants to find out any specifics, they'll either have to get him drunk enough or become close enough. Or pressure him some way into telling.

[TwilightDragon]

Nuuuuuuuu! D8

[Kangutso]

Brother may or may not be alive, though! Depends...

Only one family member died in the attack on their homes. I wonder if you can guess who, now.

[TwilightDragon]

His mum?