[OOC] Song of Betrayal | Fire Emblem

[ERode]

Hm, really? So all the other people who aren't in the RP any longer just faded into the background?

[Asura]

To my knowledge, yeah. One guy dropped before he even joined up.

[ERode]

Weak. Shoulda just killed them during a timeskip and gotten some nice character despairing from it.

Huh, I feel like I should just have Aelitha pop out of frickin' nowhere and offer her services as a healer during that whole thief-thingy.

[Asura]

Well, the entire story is based around everybody's friends and comrades being brutally slaughtered because a sissy ruler didn't like them, so there's probably enough angst to go around.

You probably should. That's generally how you get units in FE. They just pop in and fight for you.

[TwilightDragon]

Or maybe she could have caught sight of Darrian and his army and told them about him coming.

[ERode]

Hue, Aelitha interactions will probably be like...

"q.q my waifu and bros dyed in da fites"

"Well that's because you didn't have me. Shoulda hired a mobile healer faster, ya know?"

Why would she warn them? She'd rather get some money for said info. Nothing's free, yeah? XD Something along the lines of 'hey there, y'all, seems like you need some heals both presently and futurely! For the low low cost of 10% of all the loot you get from your campaigns, I'll be your heal on wheelz! Oh, you want to know about the futurely heals that will be necessary? Well, let's bump that up to 20% of all the campaign loot!"

[TwilightDragon]

Talbot's waifu died in a fight! But... he wasn't in a fight...

Ambra would be the Borzoi.
Talbot would be the German Shepherd.
Lumara would be the Akita.
Darrian would be the Caucasian Shepherd. Mostly because it's a fighting dog.

[ERode]

I'd think of Darrian as a chihuahua, actually. An angry, vengeful one, but still cute and funny and unthreatening.

[Asura]

Yeah, he's a lap dog who thinks it's the king of the world, but in reality nobody takes seriously.

[ERode]

Dude shoulda gone monster hunting for two years and return victoriously with the bones of mysterious animals adorning his rugged, badass armor. Then he should manmode beat the shit out of Xanxus with his fists, before hiring Aelitha as his Chieftain of Healz.

Then people will take J4 Darrian seriously.

[TwilightDragon]

Darrian can't beat Xanxus, silly.

[ERode]

Oh gosh. I just realized this, but it's like...Darrian just wants to go home and be a family man. Get a wife and get a child. XD

[TwilightDragon]

Darrian wants a wife and kid cause he needs them. XD Knowing him he'll just abuse the hell out of his wife too.

[ERode]

But that's how all rebellions start! One parent abuses the other, while the child silently vows revenge on the abuser. Silly little Darrian is just asking for it.

[Asura]

Only Cloud Zaino can beat Sepiroth Xanxus, silly. :p

Seriously. Invading his country, being a scum bucket, beating the sister of his waifu. The reasons for Laius to not give Darrian a merciful execution just keep piling up.

[ERode]

I wonder, Asura, did you even post in the RP yet? Doesn't seem like the Prince is chilling with the Shepherds yet.

And Zaino may beat Xanxus, but Aelitha will kill steal, because she needs all the exp she can get.

[TwilightDragon]

I based Darrian off of...

[Asura]

TwilightDragon said
I based Darrian off of...

/Adds annoying twat to list of reasons to torture.

Laius made an appearance. He's not officially with them yet, but he's in the hearts of their women and in the ire of their men.

[TwilightDragon]

I really wonder what's going to happen to Darrian at the end...
I also might turn him into a Trickster.

[ERode]

Alas, if only there were shotas here.