Larfleeze's quick Amazing Guide for gaining new tumblr followers

[Larfleeze]

BE AMAZED AS YOU GAIN NEW FOLLOWERS BY POSTING SOMETHING FUNNY AND TAG IT AS NSFW EVEN WHEN IT ISN'T AND WATCH AS HUNDREDS OF PORN BLOGS NOW FOLLOW YOU LIKE YOU'RE A CULT LEADER.

WILL THEY BE A SHEMALE BLOG, A GAY BLOG OR A CLASSIC STRAIGHT BLOG, IT'S A WACKY MYSTERY FUN FOR ALL AGES.

TA:DR
Whenever I post shit in the nsfw tag I get porn blogs following me, I have like 3 transexual blogs following me
HELP

[Smiral]

Smells like 14 years old in here

[andromedene]

I run a blog that has 8200+ followers. Fight me.

[Larfleeze]

ImANargleHunter said
I run a blog that has 8200+ followers. Fight me.

It's a porn blog admit it...

[andromedene]

Larfleeze said
It's a porn blog admit it...

That would probably be less embarrassing.

[Larfleeze]

Smiral said
Smells like 14 years old in here

Why do you know what 14 year olds smell like?

[Larfleeze]

ImANargleHunter said
That would probably be less embarrassing.

I swear to god if it's a mlp blog I will slash you.

[Smiral]

Larfleeze said
Why do you know what 14 year olds smell like?

I remember being 14.

It smells like genital fluids, cheeto dust, and sweaty angst.

[Larfleeze]

Smiral said
I remember being 14.It smells like genital fluids, cheeto dust, and sweaty angst.

Interesting, tell me about your childhood?

[Dervish]

Who the fuck uses Tumblr.

[BrobyDDark]

ImANargleHunter said
I run a blog that has 8200+ followers. Fight me.

I have eleven followers. GET ON MY LEVEL.

[The Nexerus]

Smiral said It smells like genital fluids

gross

[Larfleeze]

BrobyDDark said
I have eleven followers. GET ON MY LEVEL.

I have 31, blow me, hoe

[Lady Squee]

16 :3

[Awson]

I would have rather read a guide on how to castrate myself and make a new coin purse.

It would have been better trivia, at least.

[andromedene]

To be fair I only have 173 on my personal

[Larfleeze]

Awson said
I would have rather read a guide on how to castrate myself and make a new coin purse.It would have been better trivia, at least.

Do you sell these coin purses, I'm interested in buying one?

[Awson]

ImANargleHunter said
I run a blog that has 8200+ followers. Fight me.

ImANargleHunter said
That would probably be less embarrassing.

I am pretty curious about what it could be. But if I ask you, you'll only get a stupid, gross sense of satisfaction for having a cool secret. So... fuck you! >:|

Larfleeze said
Do you sell these coin purses, I'm interested in buying one?

Nah, but you can take the change in it.

[Larfleeze]

Awson said
Nah, but you can take the change in it.

Sweet.

[Jorick]

Get the fuck out of here with this Tumblr bullshit.

You people sicken me.