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"*huff huff pant pant*

Pregnant Peasant Girl's hands were blooded and bruised as she threw a flurry of jabs at the scorpion-like creature. The Lesser Stinnox stung her repeatedly, several times almost hitting her in the swollen girth protruding from her stomach.

"Don't worry, my little wolf. Mama will keep you safe, Gods heed my prayers" Pregnant Peasant Girl uttered to the mass inside her, as she barely dodged a swipe of the scorpion's tail. Both of them had not eaten in several days now and hunger had almost driven her to the brink of taking her own life, perhaps it would be merciful for the little wolf, she considered. But at this moment, only the survival of Pregnant Peasant Girl and her child were on her mind, not the unbearable hunger.

She stood over the beige carapace of the scorpion, victorious in her battle, but impossibly exhaused. Pregnant Peasant Girl feared she would not make it back to town to receive medical assistance, however, the force of love drove her forward. "May the Gods guide our path back to town, little one," Pregnant Peasant Girl said as she placed one bloodied hand to her stomach, feeling the wolf relax. Pregnant Peasant Girl had no idea what possessed her after the fight was said and done, but she took a bite out of the Lesser Stinnox's stinger, immediately spitting it out as the acidic venom burned her tongue, she felt as though she just rinsed her mouth out with lemon juice, both sour and astringent. Within seconds, she felt queasy and noticed a large pool of water underneath her blouse. Then, a sudden sharp pain emanating from her groin.

"Contractions, NOW?" she began panicking as she fell to the floor and began crawling to the town entrance."


Go on...
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Genuine interest or awkward boner?
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I would like to know more of the adventures of Pregnant Peasant Girl.
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Mahz said
Go on...


Great Grieves, now you're going to get an avatar about this.
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I can't decide whether I think this is glorious or just ridiculous.

Probably both.
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Darkmatter said
Totally legitimate and more historically accurate character if you ask me. Other than the wolf thing.


I know, I needed others to feel the pathos of her pregnancy because 100% of pregnancies involve mental anguish and horrific physical pain.
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Griever said
I know, I needed others to feel the pathos of her pregnancy because 100% of pregnancies involve mental anguish and horrific physical pain.


That's a truth fact right there.
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Griever said
I know, I needed others to feel the pathos of her pregnancy because 100% of pregnancies involve mental anguish and horrific physical pain.


Clearly Admins don't agree, and don't want reality invading there game where fighting a dragon means, you punch it to death.
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natsumehack said
Clearly Admins don't agree, and don't want reality invading there game where fighting a dragon means, you punch it to death.


Then again, there could be the issue where underage pregnant girls who are left to fend for themselves and find that they are suddenly about to give birth might not be the most appropriate thing for 12 year olds on the site >.>
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Then again, there could be the issue where underage pregnant girls who are left to fend for themselves and find that they are suddenly about to give birth might not be the most appropriate thing for 12 year olds on the site >.>


Welcome to the internet my friend :)
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Then again, there could be the issue where underage pregnant girls who are left to fend for themselves and find that they are suddenly about to give birth might not be the most appropriate thing for 12 year olds on the site >.>


Please genghismike, Beyond is populated by 16+ people, hell a lot of people there write better then most advance people on this forum.

The 15 and under go for action orientated games, where they can powerlevel there way into being the best, not a game where it's easy to write a shit ton of Roleplay, and become the best.
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A child birth is no where near as sick and twisted as some of the roleplays I've seen take place in a certain strategy game's online custom maps

Was Girl her maiden name? or did she take her husband's name? I think Peasant is a bit of a derogatory middle name as well. Don't even get me started on Pregnant.
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It's just the pinnacle of mysteries as to why you were banned...
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My child lives another day.

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