It took me twenty years to realize just how asymmetrical my face was.

[Awson]

Besides the obvious bit with one of my earlobes being like... Two earlobes.

My mouth and/or nose do not line up vertically. I think it's my mouth actually. That's fucked up, man. I don't like it.

[Pepperm1nts]

You probably should have posted this in the spam-pit. There really isn't much to be discussed.

[Hunter of Shadows]

That's normal...

[Awson]

Truth be told, I assumed I was making it in Spam.

-shrug-

I should peek at you guys less. You're screwing me up.

[idlehands]

Trying to avoid us, Awson? Hmm? Getting to uppity for my taste there, boy.

But I hear people with crooked faces make good leaders. Some research done on it. I'd post a link but looks like no one is going do discuss anything here.

[Lady Squee]

You're not beautiful. Good luck reproducing.

[Shy]

Lady Squee said
You're not beautiful. Good luck reproducing.

I think I laughed more than I should have...