[IC] Fairytale Town

[WizardGirl]

I look around as i walk down the road towards my new house, i live in 609 Bluebeard Lane, in a small loop. I take out my key and unlock the door, walking inside, I set down my basket down on my kitchen counter and take off my hood, laying it on my couch "Good thing the place came furnished, i better get ready for the others, since i was one of the last people to arrive..."

[LovelyAnastasia]

Ella was gardening, singing tunelessly as she did so, enjoying the feeling of cool dirt on her hands and the smell of lush grass. She lived next to a woman with a red hood, but she had been so into her gardening she had forgotten to say hello. Looking up and rubbing the sweat off her brow with the back of her hand, she didn't even notice the dirt smearing across her porcelain skin. Man who lived here now were considered very beautiful, each a flower in their own way. But Ella... she was someone else's idea of beauty. The only thing striking about her were her large doe brown eyes that seemed to glow gold in the sunlight.... oh and maybe her pretty pale feet, but she liked wearing feminine boots since the whole fiancee fiasco. But Ella was content in her body. She didn't mind if others thought her plain. The eyes were the windows to the soul, right? Better to have a few things pretty, than none at all. Looking up at the window of her neighbor, she stood and walked over to lean slightly against her white picket fence.

"Good afternoon, Miss Red Hood," her voice was cheerful and clear like the chime of a pleasing pipe, "Have you settled in nicely?"

[WizardGirl]

"Oh hey Ella, it has been awhile, i can't believe we got these amazing houses, and also i can't believe these Normal stories, like yours, have you read it?" I ask handing you the book Cinderella "Or seen the moving pictures called a movie, that this weird thing called Disney created..."

[LovelyAnastasia]

The russian girl looked over the cover of the story, flipping through the pages. She let out a very un-princess snort and gave a bit laugh.
"Vat is this?!" she howled, "I am no lily! Nor am I so... blonde! I even marry tha' pig in the end?!" She chortled and cackled, flipping through the page, before handing it back to Red. "IS ridiculous! And I suppose de story of yours is butchered as vell?"
She leaned against the fence, two dirty fingers placing honey strands of messy hair behind her ear. "And dis movie? Vat is this den? Some sort of blonde idiot bouncing 'round in ridiculous dress complainin' entire time?" she snickered dryly, "Did dey make you blonde too, dear?"

[WizardGirl]

"Nope, but apparently me and my grandmother die, because of me going off the path…and they said that my mother told me to stay on the path…she never did, she said for me to get the package to my grandmother, and i met Wolf on the way, and wanna know the best part, they don't show my hair, they say that i always wear my hood, such lies!"

[Savi]

Rapunzel sighed as she walked by herself. She and Flynn got into a fight and she was left more confused than ever. She saw Elle and Red and said "hey, girls!"

[AcetheKidd]

" A kind hearted,handsome hero he saves pretty ladies in dis-stress? Pffff! Wha..well at lease they did get the handsome part..i am indeed charming and handsome. " there was an sparkle in his eyes as he said this. " hey! Charles darling! Are you done planting those buttercups?"

Charles sighed." Not yet Auntie! " he called back and bared his theeth in anger. " i don't belong here...i belong at my throne.." he growled
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Meanwhile at bar,crater had sat in the darkness part of the bar,his green eyes shined through the darkness. " bartender...another glass if you dont mind." He placed his feet on the counter,waiting for the bartender to prepare his drink

[CallaLily180]

Ariel swims to shore, as she touches the land her fins tart to burn until they disappear fully. In her human form she was of course naked, she looked around and ran to a chest sh kept on her private beach that was full of clothes. She put on one of her nicer outfits see as it was better then her shell bra and hurtful clam ornaments. As she walked into town she passed her house that she barely used and saw three of the other girls all trashing their stories. "Hello, I assume that you are angry? Well you shouldn't be, these are children tales. I would be angry too if it didn't please a small child."

[WizardGirl]

"They have no right, these are tricking wrong and annoying, like your's, you gave up your voice for the prince, and the endings of all the 'Princess' stories is the same, Happily Ever After"

[CallaLily180]

Ariel gasped, even now her voice was a spitting image of a song even when she was angry. "Where is that book? I would never give my voice for that cheater!!" Her voice was as melodic as always but it was layered with anger. "What is Ursula's role?"

[WizardGirl]

"Evil sea witch, who takes your voice, seduces the Prince, and steals your dad's Triton"

[CallaLily180]

Ariel's eyes widened and her mouth was agape. "No! That isn't it at all, she is an innocent. She is another mermaid, what is she depicted as. No! Don't even tell me, this is outrageous!"

[Savi]

Rapunzel's eyes widened and she said "what the hell?! Wait, if yours is... Then wait the hell is mine?!"

[WizardGirl]

I hand the story book to Rapunzel "Oh yah, and she is like a mermaid, only she has a squid's lower half..."

[Savi]

Rapunzel quickly grabbed the book and flipped through it. She couldn't help her laughter bubble up. "I sound like I'm on cocaine!" She saw kept skimming and she laughed. "Jeez! Gothel sounds obsessive!" She read the ending and laughed harder. "He purposed?! Like hell! We just had an arguement about that! They also completely forgot about Gothel seducing Flynn! And the Twins trying to sell me to some fat, hairy guy! Band cut my hair?! Oh hell no! My hair is my thing! Guys don't like me for my body or personality. And Flynn loves to- nevermind." She giggled, blushing slightly.

[CallaLily180]

"A squid...how horrible." Ariel thought of how Ursula looked and shook her head, though her tail was black it was beautiful and majestic. Not a squid's.

[WizardGirl]

"You were saying something about the stories…" I say looking at Ariel

[CallaLily180]

Ariel sighs and nods. "Yes, in my time traveling I have seen children and even adults that talk about our tales. They seem inspired and happy by them, as if it encourages them to have hope. Believe in...happily ever afters." She replies, though it hurt and these stories were so utterly wrong at the same time it helped someone.

[LovelyAnastasia]

“How silly,” Elle scoffed at how harshly Red’s tale had been twisted, “I suppose they all believe you are bald and have mouse ears too!”

Looking up, she smiled and waved to Rapunzel. “Afternoon, darling,” she said in her cheerful Russian accent. While waving to her she saw just down the street, who but the supposed charming prince elbow deep in dirt, frowning and mumbling to himself. She held back a laugh. Certainly he was a pretty prince, but even roses had malicious thorns.

“Poor little princey,” she chuckled, “He really should ask for help if he’s goin’ tu be planting things.”

“Oh dear mermaid,” Elle giggled, “If only it vere just children! Did yu know in de adult version of my tale, apparently I speak to corpses an’ my sisters cut off their heels and toes just to vear my shoes?” The gardener laughed meerily. “Some may be angry, but I find it merely amuseing that vere are all so very frail and stupid in these ‘romantic tales’.”

“Oh dear mermaid,” she shook her head, “Apparently you sale your pretty tail for legs by cutting out your tongue as vell! Vell, at least in de Russian version anyvay.”

“Rapunzel is blind in the Russian version,” Elle muttered, brushing her hands on her apron, “And falls in love vith a burglar. And vhen her criminal love abbandons her, her mother pretends as burglar to make Rapunzel fight vith and break up. Only Rapunzel gets so mad she pushes her mother right out de vindow. Poor thing.” She adjusted her sun hat. “Oh and Rapunzel dies of starvation in her tower.”

She looked over at the prince, still in dirt. “Vell did you hear de many things ‘Prince Charming’ over there has done in his tales?” she giggled, whispering to the other girls, “Apparently he kisses dead girl to vake from slumbers and slays old women disguised as dragons! Not to mention he is ‘charming, vitty and charismatic’.” She looked over at him and smirked. “Dere are many things he is and none of thoes come to mind.”

[WizardGirl]

"And judging by how bad he is at labor, i am guessing he didn't kill anything, and of course he would get his first kiss with a sleeping girl, at least in my story I don't get saved by a man, except for the woodsman, who was actually just my uncle, and he has hirable hearing and eye sight, so how would he kill anyone, espessialy my Wolfy!"

A man walks by and looks at like we are all strange, and walks away muttering "Druggies"