Help me

[Marik]

Anyone living near Kannapolis, NC that needs work? I’ll do anything you want, I really need a job. Just pay me to do things. Or you could just send me money. That'd be cool.

[andromedene]

I'll send you happy thoughts.

[natsumehack]

Marik said
Anyone living near Kannapolis, NC that needs work? I’ll do anything you want, I really need a job. Just pay me to do things. Or you could just send me money. That'd be cool.

Become a porn star, live out your dreams with nargle.

[Marik]

ImANargleHunter said
I'll send you happy thoughts.

<3

natsumehack said
Become a porn star, live out your dreams with nargle.

I promised myself I wouldn’t go into porn unless I’ve exhausted all my options.

[andromedene]

natsumehack said
Become a porn star, live out your dreams with nargle.

Are you implying that I am a pornstar?

[natsumehack]

ImANargleHunter said
Are you implying that I am a pornstar?

Yes.

[Darkel]

Oh I've got some work for ya. Some real work for ya. Babe.

[Marik]

Darkel said
Oh I've got some work for ya. Some real work for ya. Babe.

Your avatar really adds flavor to that.

[Dinh AaronMk]

Depends, do you do murder?

[Darkel]

Eeeeehhhhhhhh, mmaaayyybbbeeee.

AaronMk, I know that name from somewhere...

[andromedene]

natsumehack said
Yes.

That is the least true thing that has ever been posted.

[Goldmarble]

ImANargleHunter said
That is the least true thing that has ever been posted.

Nargle, Nat imagined you and marik making porn. Think about that for a second.

I have your vomit bucket right here:

[andromedene]

Yeah, that's pretty fucked up.

[The Nexerus]

You're welcome.

[Smiral]

The Nexerus said

if snagajob worked-

oh it's mcdonalds, anyone can work at fucking mcdonalds

[The Nexerus]

I'm spoiled because I live in the part of North America with the lowest unemployment rate.

[andromedene]

Only .4% behind you.

[Darkel]

I pay overtime, babe.

[The Nexerus]

ImANargleHunter said
Only .4% behind you.

I wasn't talking about Saskatchewan in particular. If I remember correctly, North Dakota, Saskatchewan and Alberta have the three lowest unemployment rates in North America, respectively.

Funfact: every province in Eastern Canada is above the national unemployment rate average, and every province in Western Canada is below it.

[Dinh AaronMk]

Darkel said
Eeeeehhhhhhhh, mmaaayyybbbeeee.AaronMk, I know that name from somewhere...

This place wouldn't be the first time I've used this name.

Really, I think at this point it's become my only.