My Package is Now in Canada

[andromedene]

I may have ordered a large quantity of Homestuck memorabilia on Good Friday.

It's almost here. Patience is not my strong suit.

[The Nexerus]

My package has always been in Canada.

[Jster]

The Nexerus said
My package has always been in Canada.

All the jokes i had before this thread pale in comparison to this.

[Jster]

I think that's pretty sad now that I think about it.

[Lady Squee]

If it doesn't subside in four hours, you should consult your doctor.

[andromedene]

Jster said
I think that's pretty sad now that I think about it.

Jster, you ghost.
Comfort me or something

[Jster]

ImANargleHunter said
Jster, you ghost.Comfort me or something

Why am I comforting you?

Also boo.

Have to fullfill my ghostly duties.

[Doivid]

I feel like Canada must be hell for shipping packages in general. Like some sort of massive package purgatory.

[aza]

Doivid said
I feel like Canada must be hell for shipping packages in general. Like some sort of massive package purgatory.

They've turned mail delivery into an extreme snow sport up there

[Dervish]

The Nexerus said
My package has always been in Canada.

You beat me to the punch, you monster.

[Marik]

You wanna see my package? I’ll send it to you in a big box.

[Doivid]

Azarthes said
They've turned mail delivery into an extreme snow sport up there

LOL

I love you, azarthes.

[The Nexerus]

Marik said
You wanna see package? I’ll send it to you in a big box.

Big box, eh? A shame big things come in small packages.

[Doivid]

The Nexerus said
Big box, eh? A shame big things come in small packages.

I think the wording on this may be off.

[The Nexerus]

Doivid said
I think the wording on this may be off.

Boxes are packages, Doivid.

Think. You'll get it.

[Doivid]

wouldn't it be like..."shame big boxes always carry small packages" or something.

Unless you weren't taking the piss.

[The Nexerus]

Doivid said
wouldn't it be like..."shame big boxes always carry small packages" or something.Unless you weren't taking the piss.

"Big boxes always carry small packages" and "Big things come in small packages" mean the same thing.

I don't have the patience or the self hatred to explain a dick joke to you at 12:30 PM when I should be asleep.

[Doivid]

The Nexerus said
"Big boxes always carry small packages" and "Big things come in small packages" mean the same thing.I don't have the patience or the self hatred to explain a dick joke to you at 12:30 PM when I should be asleep.

i was trying to figure out how they mean the same thing, but no dice.

[natsumehack]

Lady Squee said
If it doesn't subside in four hours, you should consult your doctor.

Drug addiction can take weeks to subside.

[andromedene]

Jster said
Why am I comforting you?Also boo. Have to fullfill my ghostly duties.

Because you died.

Doivid said
I feel like Canada must be hell for shipping packages in general. Like some sort of massive package purgatory.

This is actually true. While in the states my tracking info will tell me in which building in which state my package is. As soon as it hits the border it just says CANADA in capital letters