Compareing Spam, and 1x1 to shadow the hedgehog game.

[natsumehack]

If we all pretend we are shadow the hedgehog.

Then Spam would be DR Eggman Evil, but not really a threat, more like a deranged Fan fiction writer , and 1x1 would be the big bad of the game who let's face it is pretty stupid, and generic, and utterly lame by the end of the game.

Normally Any level with Spam or 1x1 those would be the evil choice paths to side with.

But when they both in the same level, Spam becomes the hero path, and 1x1 is the true evil.

Let's face it, there is nothing more evil then 1x1, not even the host service that killed old guild.

[Brovo]

I've seen significantly worse than the 1x1 section in its current state from this site--and in this section in particular--honestly. I've also see worse from free.

tl;dr: Spam versus 1x1 on a scale of evil is like watching two beggars pissing on the street, only one pisses on their boots, and the other revels in the madness of pissing on the street.

[natsumehack]

Brovo said
I've seen significantly worse than the 1x1 section in its current state from this site--and in this section in particular--honestly. I've also see worse from free.tl;dr: Spam versus 1x1 on a scale of evil is like watching two beggars pissing on the street, only one pisses on their boots, and the other revels in the madness of pissing on the street.

1x1 is the one pissing, spam is the one pointing and laughing at the piss right?

May I point out you say spam is harmless now.

DR eggman used to be pretty evil, and horrible Not so much now a days, he is harmless villain.

[Brovo]

natsumehack said
1x1 is the one pissing, spam is the one pointing and laughing at the piss right?May I point out you say spam is harmless now. DR eggman used to be pretty evil, and horrible Not so much now a days, he is harmless villain.

Spam is the madman pissing on the street. Sometimes he goes and pisses on Free's condo or dresses up in SWAT gear on Fridays and kicks in the doors of the dirty motels down 1x1 Street.

Regardless, while this beggar sometimes has moments of sheer brilliance and creates wondrous graffiti, he usually spends most of his time pissing on things for his own amusement, and then screaming half a dozen jokes that were used to beat Jimmy the horse into ashes and dust.

[natsumehack]

Brovo said
Spam is the madman pissing on the street. Sometimes he goes and pisses on Free's condo or dresses up in SWAT gear on Fridays and kicks in the doors of the dirty motels down 1x1 Street.Regardless, while this beggar sometimes has moments of sheer brilliance and creates wondrous graffiti, he usually spends most of his time pissing on things for his own amusement, and then screaming half a dozen jokes that were used to beat Jimmy the horse into ashes and dust.

Where does a beggar get swat gear, and why doesn't he beat down a rich person house for the money, and pretend he swat?

[Brovo]

natsumehack said
Where does a beggar get swat gear, and why doesn't he beat down a rich person house for the money, and pretend he swat?

As I said. The beggar has bouts of secret genius.

And the rich person is Advanced. Every time he tries, Advanced locks the game world up with a one million word essay on how the bush in front of his house moved slightly when the beggar passed by.

Besides. The beggar is totally deranged. He doesn't do things to profit. He does things for fun.

[natsumehack]

Brovo said
As I said. The beggar has bouts of secret genius.And the rich person is Advanced. Every time he tries, Advanced locks the game world up with a one million word essay on how the bush in front of his house moved slightly when the beggar passed by. Besides. The beggar is totally deranged. He doesn't do things to profit. .

Clearly it's not a real beggar.

[Brovo]

natsumehack said
Clearly it's not a real beggar.

Clearly my opinion of spam is interpretive and has multiple levels, much like the beggar, who is deranged, and yet, simultaneously, genius. A menace, yet, at the same time, occasionally creative.

[natsumehack]

Brovo said
Clearly my opinion of spam is interpretive and has multiple levels, much like the beggar, who is deranged, and yet, simultaneously, genius. A menace, yet, at the same time, occasionally creative.

Or your opinion is flawed in it's interpretation, but who is this Robot to say.

[Brovo]

natsumehack said
Or your opinion is flawed in it's interpretation, but who is this Robot to say.

Ultimately all opinions are inherently flawed by virtue of coming from imperfect minds with distorted memories influenced by biases which often come from not having sufficient information to produce the correct answer.

Now this is the part where I start writing emo poetry I think.

[Dervish]

Wait wait wait. Back the fuck up.

Somebody actually played that Shadow the Hedgehog game?

[natsumehack]

Brovo said
Ultimately all opinions are inherently flawed by virtue of coming from imperfect minds with distorted memories influenced by biases which often come from not having sufficient information to produce the correct answer.Now this is the part where I start writing emo poetry I think.

Write it, so i can composure the attention.

[Brovo]

natsumehack said
Write it, so i can composure the attention.

Midsummer moon falls; I dream of antique displays; my blanket of dust

Haiku. Totes counts because I'm edgy and shit. /Wrists.

[BrobyDDark]

Dervish said
Wait wait wait. Back the fuck up.Somebody actually played that Shadow the Hedgehog game?

Not any who know how to post on a forum anymore. They all lost their ability to think after possibly the shittiest game with Shadow in it since Sonic 06.

[Wayne]

I think I came across this 4chan thread where some fella claimed that a shadow moving down from their tree was Shadow the Hedgehog. Or maybe I'm making shit up again.

[Walker of Darkness]

Dervish said
Wait wait wait. Back the fuck up.Somebody actually played that Shadow the Hedgehog game?

Yep, I actually liked it a bit. Hell, I still have it on PS2. Shit game(as most 3d sonic games are) but was fun enough that I went ahead and got all endings.

BrobyDDark said
Not any who know how to post on a forum anymore. They all lost their ability to think after possibly the shittiest game with Shadow in it since Sonic 06.

Not counting the grammar/logic fail in your statement there(Shadow's game was out well before '06), I would have to say that the way ShtH played was far better than '06s horrid controls and glitches.