Pre-Guildfall Artefacts

[The Nexerus]

Why would blood be smeared on your face like warpaint if you'd just broken your nose?

[Jorick]

natsumehack said
He was worst then me.

You give yourself far too much credit.

[natsumehack]

Jorick said
You give yourself far too much credit.

Why thank you jorick.

[Awson]

What a fucking idiot.

You're not supposed to post pictures of yourself when you go all tribal in the bathroom. Ugh. Unbelievable.

[Lucian]

Oh god, the Fight Club soap. It's threads like this that make me wish I frequented Spam more on the Olgduild.

EDIT: Did anyone cover Darthwarman yet?

[BrobyDDark]

Lucian said
Oh god, the Fight Club soap. It's threads like this that make me wish I frequented Spam more on the Olgduild.EDIT: Did anyone cover Darthwarman yet?

Everyone has talked about Darthwarman already. No one can forget Darthwarman and I wasn't even there for his stupidity.

[Lucian]

Just making sure that shit got coverage. Guessing the Porcupine Mimes were mentioned as well.

[Cpt Toellner]

BrobyDDark said
Everyone has talked about Darthwarman already. No one can forget Darthwarman and I wasn't even there for his stupidity.

Agreed, but he wasn't even the worst.

You youngsters don't remember the good stuff.

And nobody has commented on me singlehandedly taking down The Doctor.

[BrobyDDark]

Blitzkrieg said
Agreed, but he wasn't even the worst.You youngsters don't remember the good stuff.And nobody has commented on me singlehandedly taking down The Doctor.

I have no clue what you're talking about. You mean the guy who runs the Oh Waiter RP or someone else?

[Cpt Toellner]

BrobyDDark said
I have no clue what you're talking about. You mean the guy who runs the Oh Waiter RP or someone else?

I don't think so, had to look that guy up.

The Doctor from oldguild was a very outspoken person and was essentially a smarter version of that Dr Who moron who recently came through here.

[BrobyDDark]

Blitzkrieg said
I don't think so, had to look that guy up.The Doctor from oldguild was a very outspoken person and was essentially a smarter version of that Dr Who moron who recently came through here.

Could be the same person who does Oh Waiter. So, what did you two fight about?

[Alphakoka]

Sherlock Holmes said And the various photoshopped versions of that kid who smeared fake blood on his face and tried to say it was from a fight he'd gotten into at school. XD

Huh, could've sworn it was from his nosebleed.

BrobyDDark said
So, what did you two fight about?

Everything, If there's a discussion/debate going, you can bet they will take opposing sides each.

[Dervish]

Jorick said
He was a goober who came into Spam being an idiot, and many of us gave him loads of shit for it. After a couple weeks or so of being gone form Spam, he came in with pictures of himself with that "blood" smeared on his face, as you see in Holmes's lovely image. I can't remember if he said he got into a fight or was learning how to fight, but it was something to do with fighting and him being good at it, and that the bloody nose was from that. Apparently the thing to do with a bloody nose is to use said blood as impromptu war paint and then take pics and put them up for the internet to see.He was a silly little shit, that's for sure.

I got a good chuckle out of that. I like to imagine his thought process being something along the lines of, "Man, they're going to think I am just the coolest. Maybe I should have painted a kitty face? No, too much."

[natsumehack]

Blitzkrieg said
Agreed, but he wasn't even the worst.You youngsters don't remember the good stuff.And nobody has commented on me singlehandedly taking down The Doctor.

Or ocean Eyes.

[Bela]

im laughin. The Doctor. He used to get so pissed when you called him 'Doc'. It was easy to rile him up.

[Cpt Toellner]

BrobyDDark said
Could be the same person who does Oh Waiter. So, what did you two fight about?

The guy was an OT warrior, he would have made himself known by know.
It's a popular franchise, no surprise someone else took the name. The oldguild name doesn't add up, this guy wasn't one to lie or be sneaky.
We were polar opposites in just about everything, fought for years, ultimate adversaries.

He was headstrong, I was going through allot in those times and he would sometimes catch me during a peaceful, reflective period where I would attempt to be reasonable. But of course, he was as flexible as a rock, and the fight would continue.

Things got really heated when I started getting really sick of him almost exactly two years ago. I started getting kinda trigger-happy with pissing him off and pushed him so far. After auto-play bombing the shit out of him, I ate a 6 hour ban, came back guns blazing and got a 24 hour ban.

When I got back I found that he was so riled up after that he proceeded to make a scene in spam, anger the masses, and got slapped with an OT exile.

Flawless victory.

[BrobyDDark]

Blitzkrieg said
The guy was an OT warrior, he would have made himself known by know.It's a popular franchise, no surprise someone else took the name. The oldguild name doesn't add up, this guy wasn't one to lie or be sneaky.We were polar opposites in just about everything, fought for years, ultimate adversaries.He was headstrong, I was going through allot in those times and he would sometimes catch me during a peaceful, reflective period where I would attempt to be reasonable. But of course, he was as flexible as a rock, and the fight would continue.Things got really heated when I started getting really sick of him almost exactly two years ago. I started getting kinda trigger-happy with pissing him off and pushed him so far. After auto-play bombing the shit out of him, I ate a 6 hour ban, came back guns blazing and got a 24 hour ban.When I got back I found that he was so riled up after that he proceeded to make a scene in spam, anger the masses, and got slapped with an OT exile.Flawless victory.

Damn. Not only is that possibly the worst thing you could do to someone from OT, but it's hilarious. Props for angering him so much to keep him pissed off while you were banned.

[Lucian]

Blitzkrieg said
The guy was an OT warrior, he would have made himself known by know.It's a popular franchise, no surprise someone else took the name. The oldguild name doesn't add up, this guy wasn't one to lie or be sneaky.We were polar opposites in just about everything, fought for years, ultimate adversaries.He was headstrong, I was going through allot in those times and he would sometimes catch me during a peaceful, reflective period where I would attempt to be reasonable. But of course, he was as flexible as a rock, and the fight would continue.Things got really heated when I started getting really sick of him almost exactly two years ago. I started getting kinda trigger-happy with pissing him off and pushed him so far. After auto-play bombing the shit out of him, I ate a 6 hour ban, came back guns blazing and got a 24 hour ban.When I got back I found that he was so riled up after that he proceeded to make a scene in spam, anger the masses, and got slapped with an OT exile.Flawless victory.

Well played.

[Doivid]

Blitzkrieg said
The guy was an OT warrior, he would have made himself known by know.It's a popular franchise, no surprise someone else took the name. The oldguild name doesn't add up, this guy wasn't one to lie or be sneaky.We were polar opposites in just about everything, fought for years, ultimate adversaries.He was headstrong, I was going through allot in those times and he would sometimes catch me during a peaceful, reflective period where I would attempt to be reasonable. But of course, he was as flexible as a rock, and the fight would continue.Things got really heated when I started getting really sick of him almost exactly two years ago. I started getting kinda trigger-happy with pissing him off and pushed him so far. After auto-play bombing the shit out of him, I ate a 6 hour ban, came back guns blazing and got a 24 hour ban.When I got back I found that he was so riled up after that he proceeded to make a scene in spam, anger the masses, and got slapped with an OT exile.Flawless victory.

ok but what did you argue about?

[Jorick]

Blitzkrieg said
Flawless victory.

A flawless victory is when you didn't get hit at all. You caught 2 bans in the course of defeating him. It was a victory, but it wasn't flawless.