Spam, help me tame rabbits

[BrobyDDark]

Barioth said
I approve of the heartless comments suggesting the execution of cute furry animals. Never have I been so proud.

What the hell are you smoking? We're talking about the harmless taming of rabbits. Weirdo.

[salamimike]

BrobyDDark said
What the hell are you smoking? We're talking about the harmless taming of rabbits. Weirdo.

solamelike said
Best thing for rabbits is a double barrel shotgun and plenty of cartridges :D

KnightShade said
It's all good, there are loads of foxes around where I live so it won't be in pain for long.

Joegreenbeen said
I've heard this too.You forgot the part about how you need to squeeze its small neck, or it may not work.

Barioth said
If you squeeze one hard enough, it'll become very docile and you won't even need to feed it.

[BrobyDDark]

solamelike said
quotes

[Barioth]

Small ones like these are usually dirty from living out in their natural habitats. When you appropriate it from its burrow make sure to give it a thorough bath so it loves you. Baby bunnies love baths, even more than the warmth of a fire. Carefully hold it so you don't hurt it, but firm so it can't escape your love, then proceed to place it under the water. If it squirms, don't worry, thrashing means "I love you".

[salamimike]

BrobyDDark said

Dang I was 50/50 on my sarcasm detector

[Halo]

solamelike said
Dang I was 50/50 on my sarcasm detector

Buy a better one.

[salamimike]

Halo said
Buy a better one.

I would, but the shop owner told me it would cost millions and I wasn't sure if he was being sarcastic or not.

[Joegreenbeen]

solamelike said
I would, but the shop owner told me it would cost millions and I wasn't sure if he was being sarcastic or not.

I hate when that happens. (Was that sarcasm?)

[salamimike]

We need a sarcasm font.

[BrobyDDark]

solamelike said
We need a sarcasm font.

Italics.

[salamimike]

Well that works..

[Joegreenbeen]

BrobyDDark said
Italics.

K think it is the strike through. Wait, didn't we decide it was bold, underlined, and italics.

[BrobyDDark]

solamelike said

TOTALLY sarcastic!

[salamimike]

Joegreenbeen said
K think it is the strike through. Wait, didn't we decide it was bold, underlined, and italics.

Sure..

[Joegreenbeen]

solamelike said

You forgot bold.

[salamimike]

I mixed up strike through and bold.

[Barioth]

solamelike said
We need a sarcasm font.

Wingdings.