Spam Biography

[Drakel]

Joegreenbeen said
That is what I have been trying to do, I want you guys to write them with me. This making separate threads thing is starting to make sense, but I am going to wait until I know why Drakel is against it.

Because when you start working on it, depending on how fast you'd go you'll be flooding spam with 40+ threads, not to mention that those threads may still be up while the next goes up since people like to post their approval or if they had another idea to it they might still add after it was declared finished.

Plus, more work on everyone's part...

Fucking EFFORT

[Joegreenbeen]

Drakel said
Because when you start working on it, depending on how fast you'd go you'll be flooding spam with 40+ threads, not to mention that those threads may still be up while the next goes up since people like to post their approval or if they had another idea to it they might still add after it was declared finished. Plus, more work on everyone's part...

(This could take the place of all the stupid crap out there. XD)
No, your are right. So, I need everyone's opinion, how do I make it so I can do multiple bio's at once, without flooding spam with threads, or making it a pain to find and discern all the continuations on this thread?

[Joegreenbeen]

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
Once upon a time a little baby human was born. He had a full beard and chest hair from birth and cut his umbilical chord with his own teeth. After this he preceded to devour his parents and was subsequently raised by wolves. He later built Rome… wait no that was Romulus. One day while prowling around in the dark creepy forest that he and his wolf family inhabited, he happened upon a...

Good 'n

Barioth said
Baby unicorn. Deciding that his own personal survival trumped any sense of morality, he made the cold decision to eat the unihorned pony and absorb its life giving properties. Mercilessly he snapped the frail creatures neck between his teeth and began to devour its magical properties. The unicorn's body granted him immortality and an older form, as well as a horn that extended from his newly formed older belly button. He felt something well up from his belly button horn, like pure energy, he released and what happened was

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[Joegreenbeen]

I have a free minute to do a long post so:

... Is a beam of light would shoot at whatever he wanted. Once the light collided with its target, the object would turn into crystal meth. (This wouldn't happen to large objects.) One day he found a three week old embryo crawling on the floor. He thought it would be funny to use his powers on it, so he did. What happened was not expected, instead of turning into meth, the embryo turned into a little devil wearing tennis shoes and holding a pitch fork. This new being told Jorick that his name was Aza and that he had a deal for him. The devil told Jorick that if he made the meth, that he would sell it to badgers from a base in Mexico. The money earned would be split between the two. The operation worked for months until Jorick was discovered by a detective named Sherlock. Jorick was hunted for months until:

What do you guys think?

[Joegreenbeen]

Anyone? This was going so well...