Gosh-diddly-Darn...

[Larfleeze]

What have you guys been up to? I haven't been in spam for about 2 weeks and I missed that shitstorm, it looked fun :c

In other news I was just attacked by a grey spider with a fat arse, I drowned it in the toilet.

[Guru]

[Larfleeze]

Guru said

It was on a book I was reading, it had to die.

[Lucian]

Larfleeze said
It was on a book I was reading, it had to die.

Yeah, it was pretty much asking for it then.

[Larfleeze]

Lucian said
Yeah, it was pretty much asking for it then.

Woah! Easy there, buddy. That's squash culture, you pig.

[Beatrix]

Aw poor spider.

Larf, you are evil. Murdering a poor spider for sport. It eats your flies. Your mother fucking flies.

Betch.

[Larfleeze]

Beatrix said
Aw poor spider. Larf, you are evil. Murdering a poor spider for sport. It eats your flies. Your mother fucking flies. Betch.

I didn't murder it for sport, it touched my books, no one touches my books. Not even me... I wish I could read...

[Beatrix]

Larfleeze said
I didn't murder it for sport, it touched my books, no one touches my books. Not even me... I wish I could read...

If you ate it, it wouldn't be murder.

[Joegreenbeen]

Larfleeze said
I didn't murder it for sport, it touched my books, no one touches my books. Not even me... I wish I could read...

Well, you can't go back now, you are going to be hated by spiders everywhere.

[Larfleeze]

Beatrix said
If you ate it, it wouldn't be murder.

But what if during the process of eating it I crush it with my molar while it is still alive before swallowing, is it still murder?

[RusalkaRabbit]

Lucian said
Yeah, it was pretty much asking for it then.

[Beatrix]

Larfleeze said
But what if during the process of eating it I crush it with my molar while it is still alive before swallowing, is it still murder?

It's not murder if you swallow.

[Larfleeze]

RusalkaRabbit said

As a pansexual gender-fluid non-binary mocha frappuccino with dual-acting hydraulic cylinder & leather grip swiss army knife, this offends me

Beatrix said
It's not murder if you swallow.

;)

[Lucian]

RusalkaRabbit said

Hey, it shouldn't have been wearing all eight legs. Obviously it wanted it.

[RusalkaRabbit]

Larfleeze said
As a pansexual gender-fluid non-binary mocha frappuccino with dual-acting hydraulic cylinder & leather grip swiss army knife, this offends me;)

[Larfleeze]

Lucian said
Hey, it shouldn't have been wearing all eight legs. Obviously it wanted it.

Are you suggesting that we cut off the limbs of every single organism with them to prevent rape?

[Lucian]

Larfleeze said
Are you suggesting that we cut off the limbs of every single organism with them to prevent rape?

Uh, no. I'm suggesting we cut off all the legs of every living organism to prevent MURDER. Think about it.

[RusalkaRabbit]

Lucian said
Uh, no. I'm suggesting we cut off all the legs of every living organism to prevent MURDER. Think about it.

This is what's wrong with society. We should be teaching people not to kill bugs, instead of bugs how to avoid being killed. Jesus. You disgust me.

[Lucian]

RusalkaRabbit said
This is what's wrong with society. We should be teaching people not to kill bugs, instead of bugs how to avoid being killed. Jesus. You disgust me.

Did I say bugs? I said, and I quote, every living organism. Geez, get with the progressive program or get lost.

EDIT: Also, because this is a text-based conversation, and I don't know you well, I feel the need to let you know that this is in jest, since you seem to be taking me seriously. Somehow...

[Larfleeze]

Lucian said
Uh, no. I'm suggesting we cut off all the legs of every living organism to prevent MURDER. Think about it.

You can try but it's not going to stop the starfish. Beware and prepare.