Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Joegreenbeen
Raw
OP
Avatar of Joegreenbeen

Joegreenbeen Head to the Sky

Member Seen 8 mos ago

-32/10 Don't even think about considering to consider to try it. It is the worst experience you will go through if you do.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by aza
Raw

aza Artichokes

Member Seen 1 yr ago

That's why I'm a 1500 lb basement dwelling misogynist virgin with acne problems
Lives are for bitches
And bitches are dumb?
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Drakel
Raw

Drakel

Member Seen 7 yrs ago

Azarthes said
That's why I'm a 1500 lb basement dwelling misogynist virgin with acne problemsLives are for bitches And bitches are dumb?


Look for a woman that is also 1500 lb and just have crazy sex with her...

Aza, you'll have your boobs, her boobs and boobs that you didn't even think were possible for boobs. It'll be crazy and you'll be confused by all the boobage that would be surrounding you during this fat person's sex.

That is... if you would be able to ever find your lost penis.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by aza
Raw

aza Artichokes

Member Seen 1 yr ago

Drakel said
Look for a woman that is also 1500 lb and just have crazy sex with her...Aza, you'll have your boobs, her boobs and boobs that you didn't even think were possible for boobs. It'll be crazy and you'll be confused by all the boobage that would be surrounding you during this fat person's sex.


I already get turned on by my own, having more seems swell
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Wayne
Raw

Wayne

Member Seen 9 yrs ago

Drakel said
Look for a woman that is also 1500 lb and just have crazy sex with her...Aza, you'll have your boobs, her boobs and boobs that you didn't even think were possible for boobs. It'll be crazy and you'll be confused by all the boobage that would be surrounding you during this fat person's sex.That is... if you would be able to ever find your lost penis.


That sounds romantic.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Barioth
Raw
Avatar of Barioth

Barioth probably can't read

Member Seen 5 yrs ago

Wayne said
That sounds romantic.


Romantic is an understatement.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Wayne
Raw

Wayne

Member Seen 9 yrs ago

Barioth said
Romantic is an understatement.


Sweltering with exquisite beauty unknown to those but the goddess Aphrodite herself.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Barioth
Raw
Avatar of Barioth

Barioth probably can't read

Member Seen 5 yrs ago

Wayne said
Sweltering with exquisite beauty unknown to those but the goddess Aphrodite herself.


Good. You have truly captured the core essence of flabooby sex.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Joegreenbeen
Raw
OP
Avatar of Joegreenbeen

Joegreenbeen Head to the Sky

Member Seen 8 mos ago

Oh my gosh, how did this happen!?!
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Kaga
Raw
Avatar of Kaga

Kaga just passing through

Member Seen 7 yrs ago

Joegreenbeen said
Oh my gosh, how did this happen!?!


You posted in Spam.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Barioth
Raw
Avatar of Barioth

Barioth probably can't read

Member Seen 5 yrs ago

Kaga said
You posted in Spam.


It's almost like he's surprised this thread went in the Flabooby direction.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by stark
Raw
Avatar of stark

stark snarky genius

Member Seen 3 yrs ago

Joegreenbeen said
Oh my gosh, how did this happen!?!

Kaga said
You posted in Spam.


^ Pretty much this.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Beatrix
Raw

Beatrix That Snarky Shrew

Member Seen 7 yrs ago

Between trolling some idiot, talking to squee, and reading this, I can't stop laughing.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by natsumehack
Raw

natsumehack

Banned Offline since relaunch

Sherlock Holmes said
^ Pretty much this.


I just like to blame myself for a lot of things.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by K-97
Raw

K-97

Member Seen 3 yrs ago

Drakel said
Look for a woman that is also 1500 lb and just have crazy sex with her...Aza, you'll have your boobs, her boobs and boobs that you didn't even think were possible for boobs. It'll be crazy and you'll be confused by all the boobage that would be surrounding you during this fat person's sex.That is... if you would be able to ever find your lost penis.


I was inspired to write a song. I call it: Lipid Dance. *coughs*

Mreasts and Breasts are lying in a bed, S-L-A P-P-I-N-G.
First comes Cleavage
Then comes Boobage
Then comes Aza with a tiny Package
Sucking her Flab
Greasing his pants
Trying to do the Lipid dance
And that's not all
That's not all
He's also eating a Can of Spam

I should go to bed.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Halo
Raw
Avatar of Halo

Halo

Member Seen 5 yrs ago

K-97 said
I was inspired to write a song. I call it: Lipid Dance. *coughs*Mreasts and Breasts are lying in a bed, S-L-A P-P-I-N-G. First comes CleavageThen comes BoobageThen comes Aza with a tiny PackageSucking her FlabGreasing his pantsTrying to do the Lipid danceAnd that's not allThat's not allHe's also eating a Can of Spam I should go to bed.


Zed v2, learn when to stahp.
↑ Top
© 2007-2024
BBCode Cheatsheet