I realize this isn't actually #2, but it's my second go. Last one was just about 6 mo. ago and spam is once again active enough.
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I promise I will do my best to post all results that fall within the guidelines of the forum.
Eat your hearts out!
151. Sometimes I look at my toes, and then I think, "Wtf toes, why are you mutated fingers?" (Do you ever verbally abuse your toes for not being as dexterous as your fingers?)
152.
153. I actually can't stand Guru. I wish he had vanished during Guild Fall. How is he even a mod? How do people even like him? He's a spoiled, self-entitled buntcake. Can I just bake him? (He's definitely polarizing. But he grew on me after I got to know him a bit)
154. When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself. (Could be. Last time I had some I laid down all this harsh criticism on myself and couldn't stop all night)
155. Trippy, you're not so bad but sometimes your cheerfulness feels forced so don't feel like you have to be nice and happy and please everyone all the time. Your constant niceness kinda creeps me out sometimes tbh. (At worst it's ironic, but honestly I can be bretty grumpy/sharp when I'm on here. Moreso in newguild, so idk what you mean. However, the last part kind of makes me want to do it more, ngl)
156. Crack is whack. Cocaine is expensive.
Weed is just right for me
157. I can find a way to make almost anything that benefits me sound selfish in my head. I'm disgusted with myself the majority of the time, and it's extremely draining. (I can see how it would be. Give yourself the benefit of doubt!)
158. *pretty grumpy (That was not a typo, ye grummy sloot)
159. {quote}
160. [hider=weeeeeeeeee
161. Y'all be crazy (>implyign)
162. Dayman! Fighter of the Night Man! Champion of the Sun! You're a master of karate and friendship for everyone! Dayman! AAHAAAAHAA! Fighter of the Night Man! AAHAAAAHAA! Champion of the Sun! AAHAAAAAHAA! You're the master of karate and friendship for everyone!
163. Holmi is such a prissy applesauce vagina vagrant with a pistachio glaze up his itty bitty widdle baby butt. Holmi's writing is like what you get when as if you do. Like if you took his words and put them on a canvas and stuck that canvas in a pinata and put that pinata in a baby people would beat the baby with tongs and pickled bell peppers in order to make sure that the amputated holindaise would just go pew pew pew into the heavens. If I had to pick one or three potato farms to make sure never saw the next pair of poopy I'd pick Holmi's all national diarhea medicinal hemp farm the most with those sticky escalator backdoors. Gosh.
164. Oh Doitripz, give me some tips,
I want to know who to follow!
Who do you trust, beneath their rust,
To hold their place as Spam's firm brace?
165. Elendra my dear, calm your fear,
We'll not make you disappear.
You, our heart, shall not be torn apart,
For without you there's nought to do!
166. Dafrog's in his den, soft as a hen,
Ready to strike with his fiery pike!
Take your pride, don't you hide,
Your love to brawl is our call.
167. I still grieve for my sister every so often, but luckily I have people to talk that keep my mind off of it.
Great Gat, I wonder if
Your will can stand the command
Of timeless beasts with hellish feasts
Whose tendrils shake the sky's dark lake.
168. Any suggestions on where I should buy a kitchen sink? I have a feeling the guild would be a great place to figure this out. (http://www.justmfg.com/green[/url)
169. Smoke weed every day is what you say
But good ol' Querzbone is full grown.
He know now the things to disavow
And we'll watch him with eyes not dim
170. NatsumeHack is coming back
With more fuel than a demon's drool!
Don't you run or he'll have fun
Chasing you down with his hellish hounds!
171.What do you fear, that makes you run from here?
What do you see, that makes you scared of me?
I'm sitting here alone but can I not atone?
The sins I have suffered, are many but are smothered.
I can be good if you'll give me food.
Let me eat and my love will meet
With the clouds in the sky and God up high!
Whatever you can give to let me live
Is more than I can ask behind this starving mask!
Will you show me mercy, or will you turn to flee?
What do you see, that makes you scared of me?
What do you fear, that makes you run from here?
172. Auto-Fellate.
173. Someone should make an anonymous questions thread like someone did during the last confessions wave, because those were a lot better than this nonsense. Direct questions asked to members of spam are a lot more fun than random hate and spite and stupidity. (go for it!)
174. Dolphin tits aren't Smiral's fault. I posted the gif first, not realizing it was ban worthy. Smiral was banned and became known for it because she spammed it so many times. No one ever traced its original presence in Spam back to me, though.
A shame all that's lost now, eh?
175. Spam is a lie, it's one guy posting through several different accounts and I want to date him. (Okay...KB)
176. My contribution to human evolution is sending selfies of random strangers to other strangers so they can procreate through cyberspace and not know it.
177. these confessions are so disappointing. what a waste of lube. (I'm enuff 4 u babby)
178. If any of you elect Nat for mod, I will rent a van, and drive wherever it takes to fucking murder you.
179. so this is the cake everyones talking about
180. my land lord is kicking us out of our house next month and i have no idea where im going to go. i just want to slip into a coma for a few months and let people sort out stuff. im too stressed. too depressed. and too overall terrible to just continue. (That's rough, I know how that goes...Don't check out though, it'll only end up worse. I'm sorry that you feel so bad though.)
181. I can't think of anyone more likely to be the one berating Guru in these threads other than Turt. There aren't many other off-the-rails, eats-bans-like-honeybuns, piss-fueled, hate-mongers roaming around Spam right now that would hold a grudge against the moderation team.
182. I always wanted to open up more to the other spammers though I fear that when I do they'd mistake me for complaining and disregard me completely. I don't want to waste other people's times by explaining my deeper issues. Most members think I'm usually happy and always joking though in truth I just pretend all the bad things never exist and try to live in my own little world, believing that nothing is or will ever go wrong until it's too late. Even though I always smile, in the end of the day I have nothing left but that and you guys and maybe my family every now and then.
>>Click Here<<
I promise I will do my best to post all results that fall within the guidelines of the forum.
Eat your hearts out!
" 
(I remember this from like 5 years ago)
151. Sometimes I look at my toes, and then I think, "Wtf toes, why are you mutated fingers?" (Do you ever verbally abuse your toes for not being as dexterous as your fingers?)
152.
153. I actually can't stand Guru. I wish he had vanished during Guild Fall. How is he even a mod? How do people even like him? He's a spoiled, self-entitled buntcake. Can I just bake him? (He's definitely polarizing. But he grew on me after I got to know him a bit)
154. When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself. (Could be. Last time I had some I laid down all this harsh criticism on myself and couldn't stop all night)
155. Trippy, you're not so bad but sometimes your cheerfulness feels forced so don't feel like you have to be nice and happy and please everyone all the time. Your constant niceness kinda creeps me out sometimes tbh. (At worst it's ironic, but honestly I can be bretty grumpy/sharp when I'm on here. Moreso in newguild, so idk what you mean. However, the last part kind of makes me want to do it more, ngl)
156. Crack is whack. Cocaine is expensive.
Weed is just right for me
157. I can find a way to make almost anything that benefits me sound selfish in my head. I'm disgusted with myself the majority of the time, and it's extremely draining. (I can see how it would be. Give yourself the benefit of doubt!)
158. *pretty grumpy (That was not a typo, ye grummy sloot)
159. {quote}
160. [hider=weeeeeeeeee
161. Y'all be crazy (>implyign)
162. Dayman! Fighter of the Night Man! Champion of the Sun! You're a master of karate and friendship for everyone! Dayman! AAHAAAAHAA! Fighter of the Night Man! AAHAAAAHAA! Champion of the Sun! AAHAAAAAHAA! You're the master of karate and friendship for everyone!
163. Holmi is such a prissy applesauce vagina vagrant with a pistachio glaze up his itty bitty widdle baby butt. Holmi's writing is like what you get when as if you do. Like if you took his words and put them on a canvas and stuck that canvas in a pinata and put that pinata in a baby people would beat the baby with tongs and pickled bell peppers in order to make sure that the amputated holindaise would just go pew pew pew into the heavens. If I had to pick one or three potato farms to make sure never saw the next pair of poopy I'd pick Holmi's all national diarhea medicinal hemp farm the most with those sticky escalator backdoors. Gosh.
164. Oh Doitripz, give me some tips,
I want to know who to follow!
Who do you trust, beneath their rust,
To hold their place as Spam's firm brace?
165. Elendra my dear, calm your fear,
We'll not make you disappear.
You, our heart, shall not be torn apart,
For without you there's nought to do!
166. Dafrog's in his den, soft as a hen,
Ready to strike with his fiery pike!
Take your pride, don't you hide,
Your love to brawl is our call.
167. I still grieve for my sister every so often, but luckily I have people to talk that keep my mind off of it.
Great Gat, I wonder if
Your will can stand the command
Of timeless beasts with hellish feasts
Whose tendrils shake the sky's dark lake.
168. Any suggestions on where I should buy a kitchen sink? I have a feeling the guild would be a great place to figure this out. (http://www.justmfg.com/green[/url)
169. Smoke weed every day is what you say
But good ol' Querzbone is full grown.
He know now the things to disavow
And we'll watch him with eyes not dim
170. NatsumeHack is coming back
With more fuel than a demon's drool!
Don't you run or he'll have fun
Chasing you down with his hellish hounds!
171.What do you fear, that makes you run from here?
What do you see, that makes you scared of me?
I'm sitting here alone but can I not atone?
The sins I have suffered, are many but are smothered.
I can be good if you'll give me food.
Let me eat and my love will meet
With the clouds in the sky and God up high!
Whatever you can give to let me live
Is more than I can ask behind this starving mask!
Will you show me mercy, or will you turn to flee?
What do you see, that makes you scared of me?
What do you fear, that makes you run from here?
172. Auto-Fellate.
173. Someone should make an anonymous questions thread like someone did during the last confessions wave, because those were a lot better than this nonsense. Direct questions asked to members of spam are a lot more fun than random hate and spite and stupidity. (go for it!)
174. Dolphin tits aren't Smiral's fault. I posted the gif first, not realizing it was ban worthy. Smiral was banned and became known for it because she spammed it so many times. No one ever traced its original presence in Spam back to me, though.
A shame all that's lost now, eh?
175. Spam is a lie, it's one guy posting through several different accounts and I want to date him. (Okay...KB)
176. My contribution to human evolution is sending selfies of random strangers to other strangers so they can procreate through cyberspace and not know it.
177. these confessions are so disappointing. what a waste of lube. (I'm enuff 4 u babby)
178. If any of you elect Nat for mod, I will rent a van, and drive wherever it takes to fucking murder you.
179. so this is the cake everyones talking about
180. my land lord is kicking us out of our house next month and i have no idea where im going to go. i just want to slip into a coma for a few months and let people sort out stuff. im too stressed. too depressed. and too overall terrible to just continue. (That's rough, I know how that goes...Don't check out though, it'll only end up worse. I'm sorry that you feel so bad though.)
181. I can't think of anyone more likely to be the one berating Guru in these threads other than Turt. There aren't many other off-the-rails, eats-bans-like-honeybuns, piss-fueled, hate-mongers roaming around Spam right now that would hold a grudge against the moderation team.
182. I always wanted to open up more to the other spammers though I fear that when I do they'd mistake me for complaining and disregard me completely. I don't want to waste other people's times by explaining my deeper issues. Most members think I'm usually happy and always joking though in truth I just pretend all the bad things never exist and try to live in my own little world, believing that nothing is or will ever go wrong until it's too late. Even though I always smile, in the end of the day I have nothing left but that and you guys and maybe my family every now and then.
seriously....