By popular demand:

[Card]

Doivid said
LOL I promise I didn't put that in there! Someone actually asked it.

Well, edited.

You're still the best though.

[Jorick]

28. If you had to be stuck in a room with another spammer for 5 years, and then after that time was up you had to kill them, who would you pick and why? Also, don't be a bitch, no equivocation about not killing them, follow the hypothetical mandates you little shit.

Probably someone like Jster. He's a funny guy and would keep things amusing, but I don't really know him all that well now and have no strong attachment to him so the killing part wouldn't suck so much. Much better than killing someone I actually know well and like a lot or living with some cunt for 5 years.

32. Question for oldfags: which of the new spammers (those who first showed up after Guildfall) do you like the most?

Uhh... The only one I can think of that I have a positive opinion of is that Barioth guy, so I guess him.

33. Jorick, what is it about spam that makes you keep coming back?

Boredom mostly, nowadays. Also some nostalgia for back on OldGuild when I used to have tons of fun here (and on TC) with people who are mostly rare visitors or totally gone now.

[Guru]

37.@Guru, no I asked because I read your answer to the thing about being a mod, it just came off very pretentious, please answer seriously.

I apologize that it came off that way to you... I don't know what to say, other than that.

[Card]

38. I dunno, I feel like I don't know you very well Card. What is the one thing people should know about you?

I'm seventeen. Some people think I'm smart. Some people are incredibly nice. Some people are wrong.

Shit, you know what everyone else knows about me now. You should have seen me on old guild; no one knew anything about me. I said I was sixteen, and everyone flipped. I had a short period where I tried to interact with everyone (show my face off) in TC for a while. Since then, people learned what I look like and how old I am. Most of them forgot what I look like.

What /should/ you guys know about me? I don't know. I've noticed that I have a core set of traits that represent themselves in different ways when I'm around different people. I can never get it to be consistent, and I always feel like I'm not representing myself properly, so it might be best if I just not try any harder before I make it worse. If I could summarize, I'm a heavy thinker and speaker with a very rough outside and a very soft inside, and I'm fairly laid back. If I had my way, everyone would be happy.

P.S. My hair is fucking /fabulous/

P.P.S. Not really

[Guru]

40. Can someone explain spam humor to me?

Usually inside jokes, or otherwise crude humor that most people would just find uninteresting. With the occasionally, ACTUALLY, Hilarious thing that does draw people in.

[Lucian]

Card said
I'm seventeen.

Wow.

[TP]

17. I have some questions for all spammers. Who is your favorite person in Spam? Who do you wish would post more often? Who would you consider having a romantic relationship with?

Torment Pain. Torment Pain. Torment Pain.

Whatever happened to him, anyways?

[Doivid]

Lucian said
Wow.

surprises everyone the first time they hear it.

to be fair, his age shows in Skype. Not in a bad way tho.

[Drakel]

39. If you got to throw two spammers into a gladiatorial arena and make them fight to the death, who would you pick? Who do you think would win, and why? Would your answer change if they were allowed weapons and armor instead of just brawling with bare hands?
40. Can someone explain spam humor to me?

@39 Hmmm... I think GenhisMike Vs Guru would make a really good fight. Mike has strength and Guru looks like he'd be more energetic and faster so in the end it'd be Strength vs speed fight... Though Mike can take a hit, added with his daughter on the line (she would live without a father) mike would fight till his last breath while Guru probably wouldn't. With weapons though it'd be a closer fight but I think Guru would win. Sorry mike but speed with a sword > strength with a sword... Either that, or Sherlock vs Sophi. Ban Hammer vs Sherlocked... The Classics vs the new... I think Sophi would win though...maybe... possibly... Idk...

HEY SHERLOCK!!!!

@40 It varies.

[Lucian]

Doivid said
surprises everyone the first time they hear it.to be fair, his age shows in Skype. Not in a bad way tho.

I haven't skyped with any guildies yet, though I hear good times are had.

[TP]

Lucian said
I haven't skyped with any guildies yet, though I hear good times are had.

Skype is where real Spam went.

fucking new emoticons and shit

[Doivid]

Lucian said
I haven't skyped with any guildies yet, though I hear good times are had.

It has a flavor to it. Can be more fast paced than spam, and can also contain easter eggs not available in the standard edition.

[Lucian]

Doivid said
It has a flavor to it. Can be more fast paced than spam, and can also contain easter eggs not available in the standard edition.

I want in on this.

[Guru]

Drakel said
@39 Hmmm... I think GenhisMike Vs Guru would make a really good fight. Mike has strength and Guru looks like he'd be more energetic and faster so in the end it'd be Strength vs speed fight... Though Mike can take a hit, added with his daughter on the line (she would live without a father) mike would fight till his last breath while Guru probably wouldn't. With weapons though it'd be a closer fight but I think Guru would win. Sorry mike but speed with a sword > strength with a sword... Either that, or Sherlock vs Sophi. Ban Hammer vs Sherlocked... The Classics vs the new... I think Sophi would win though...maybe... possibly... Idk... HEY SHERLOCK!!!!@40 It varies.

That is not what I expected. lol.

To be fair though, I'm very non-combative. Really, the only thing going for me is stamina and creativity. I could probably outlast Mike, easy. Maybe mess around a little with him. Other than that, he'd probably have the upper hand.

[Lucian]

Guru said
Really, the only thing going for me is stamina and creativity.

Let's bang.

[Drakel]

Guru said
That is not what I expected. lol.To be fair though, I'm very non-combative. Really, the only thing going for me is stamina and creativity. I could probably outlast Mike, easy. Maybe mess around a little with him. Other than that, he'd probably have the upper hand.

Meh I counted stamina with speed and considered the both of you pretty creative so took that off and just left it with Mike's strength that he gained from working so much in his job and your speed which I assumed based off of what I knew of you... And I don't know much about your RL so I gave mike a 1 up since he's have more to lose due to his daughter...Sorry.

Though since I'm putting you two together I'd expect more of a beerfest than a bloodfest.

[Guru]

Lucian said
Let's bang.

lol

Drakel said
Meh I counted stamina with speed and considered the both of you pretty creative so took that off and just left it with Mike's strength that he gained from working so much in his job and your speed which I assumed based off of what I knew of you... And I don't know much about your RL so I gave mike a 1 up since he's have more to lose due to his daughter...Sorry.Though since I'm putting you two together I'd expect more of a beerfest than a bloodfest.

Aye. XD

[Goldmarble]

3. Who isn't Lucian?

Me.

4. Why does nat have so many shitty clones?

Idiots new to spam see Nat posting stupid shit, and nothing else. Nat is like a seed crystal in a saturated solution.

5. Why is sherlock a shitty mod?

This is easy: Because you're a whining bitch who deserved to get banned.

6. Is sherlock a shitty nat clone?

No.

7. Where are you why aren't you on

World of Tanks. Deviant Art. Facebook. Outdoors taking pictures. Editting photos.

8. Is spam the tumor inside RPG?

Yes

11. Does anyone rememeber code guru? The non shitty mod guru.

Not really. All I know is he existed.

12. What is the meaning of life, and how the hell would you know?

Don't know. Don't care. Figure it out for yourself princess.

16. So I don't get it, is Elendra a man or a woman?

Does it matter?

17. I have some questions for all spammers. Who is your favorite person in Spam? Who do you wish would post more often? Who would you consider having a romantic relationship with?

A: Tripz, Drago, Drakel, Jorick, Toellner, Holmes, Nargle. B: Idle, Bea, Bela, Kuro, and some other twits. My alzheimers is catching up. C: No one.

20. This one is open to anyone to answer. Fuck, Marry, Kill, all people in Spam available as answers, who would you pick for each one?

Fuck: Noxi. She'd keep it one night only. Marry: No one. Kill: Larfleeze.

21.Would you rather fight 100 duck sized ducks, or 1 horse sized horse?

Horse.

25. Spam Mod Nominees - what makes you think you'd be a good mod?

The simple fact I don't want it, but would do it if it was needed of me. Maybe the fact I just can't give a shit one way or the other, about the majority of people on this site, and would thus be relatively unbiased.

28. If you had to be stuck in a room with another spammer for 5 years, and then after that time was up you had to kill them, who would you pick and why? Also, don't be a bitch, no equivocation about not killing them, follow the hypothetical mandates you little shit.

Turt. Not sure if we'd last five years though. Probably run through a good chunk of interesting conversations befroe we hit year two, before mutual decision that only one of us is allowed to live.

32. Question for oldfags: which of the new spammers (those who first showed up after Guildfall) do you like the most?

II wouldn't know. Those who haven't pissed me off, I haven't bothered remembering.

39. If you got to throw two spammers into a gladiatorial arena and make them fight to the death, who would you pick? Who do you think would win, and why? Would your answer change if they were allowed weapons and armor instead of just brawling with bare hands?

HeySeuss and Toellner. No assumptions or preconceptions. I just think that fight would be fucking balls out amazing to watch.

40. Can someone explain spam humor to me?

If you can't figure it out yourself, you will never get it, you don't deserve to get it, and you probably don't want to get it.

Done.

[Doivid]

bump

[Drakel]

41. Who are the five smartest spammers?
42. Why the fuck is no-one asking me any questions?

@41 GoldMarble, Sherlock, GenghisMike, Bea, and then myself... When I exclude myself I guess Jorick.

@42 Don't feel bad. I didn't get any questions either and I would've loved to answer some. Sometimes, it's just how things go...
I have a question for you, "Who are you?" "Wanna talk?" "Favorite color?" "Age?" "Who do you think is a better Mod, Sherlock, Lillian or Guru?"
Have Fun :)