By popular demand:

[Drakel]

Smiral said
To be fair, I'd kill me in Kill, Marry, Fuck too

...

EDIT: I fucking misread that...

Don't be that way Smiral, I really only picked you because I dislike you for minor stupid reasons and because I wasn't sure if we were counting the true evils or not.

Jster said
And horses. Don't forget the horses.

God damn motherfucking horses... they ALL need to die!!! We have cars now, we don't need them anymore!!!

No but really... ducks are fucking scary guys.

[andromedene]

Drakel said
@43 I'll talk to you. Hit me a PM and we'll chat. @44 I have a theory... Nargle was always mean to me so I never noticed... though if she is more terrible than her usual self it's probably because it's just her time of the month. @45

Holy guacamole

[idlehands]

Nargle said Guys, Drakel thinks teenage girls deserve to die the most!

They are a pretty popular target group for murder. Especially by guys in masks who favor lawn care equipment as weapons.

[Larfleeze]

ImANargleHunter said
Holy guacamole

Olé

[andromedene]

@44 I am a naturally vicious bully.

[TP]

ImANargleHunter said
Holy guacamole

Just remember Nurgle, you aren't allowed to be mean to others unless you're on your period.

[Drakel]

idlehands said
They are a pretty popular target group for murder. Especially by guys in masks who favor lawn care equipment as weapons.

Hey Nargle, wanna see my lawnmower?

TP said
Just remember Nurgle, you aren't allowed to be mean to others unless you're on your period.

^^This... lol

[andromedene]

Drakel said
Oh wait... were you guys joking?

I took the test once. I failed once. I'm not sure what you're saying.

[andromedene]

TP said
Just remember Nurgle, you aren't allowed to be mean to others unless you're on your period.

I will eat you and not regret it even a little bit.

[Drakel]

ImANargleHunter said
I took the test once. I failed once. I'm not sure what you're saying.

Thought you said 3 times... or was it 3 tries for that part... w/e I just think you're upset more in RL issues so if you are meaner than usual that's why. Otherwise you're just naturally mean. No harm, no foul other than you can't be mean without it being your period.

ImANargleHunter said
I will eat you and not regret it even a little bit.

(/>_>)/ Cannibals

[andromedene]

Drakel said
Hey Nargle, wanna see my lawnmower?^^This... lol

Am I allowed to say that you threatening me with death makes me uncomfortable? Or is that too mean ?

[Drakel]

ImANargleHunter said
Am I allowed to say that you threatening me with death makes me uncomfortable? Or is that too ?

That's too mean... sorry but you're hurting my feelings... and here I was going to show you my shovels, sharp pointy rakes and Hoes... ;_;

Y U B so hurtful?!?! ;_;

[Halo]

I've decided that I'd like to see Nargle and Drakel in the gladiatorial arena. My bet's on Nargle.

[TP]

ImANargleHunter said
I will eat you and not regret it even a little bit.

Hopefully you enjoy very tender meat, and fat. Especially my legs, they muscles are so weak. It's probably like veal. Arms somewhat too.

[TP]

Halo said
I've decided that I'd like to see Nargle and Drakel in the gladiatorial arena. My bet's on Nargle.

Nurgle would kill. She has that secret Canadian rage that all Canadian's have.

[Drakel]

Halo said
I've decided that I'd like to see Nargle and Drakel in the gladiatorial arena. My bet's on Nargle.

I would refuse to kill her... I HEAVILY believe in that "don't hit a woman" shit soooo...

I bet on nargle too... Plus she's like my sister in a sense and is kinda child still so that fight is a lose/lose either way.

I think I'd take my best bet in just dying with a 50/50 chance to go to either heaven, hell or purgatory.

[Giygas]

How come nobody knows who I am even though I've been here for half a year

[Dervish]

TP said
Nurgle would kill. She has that secret Canadian rage that all Canadian's have.

Hockey is the only thing that keeps it contained, and Tim Hortons coffee contains seditives to reduce our blood lust.

Drakel said
I would refuse to kill her... I HEAVILY believe in that "don't hit a woman" shit soooo...I bet on nargle too... Plus she's like my sister in a sense and is kinds a child still so that fight is a lose/lose either way. I think I'd take my best bet in just dying with a 50/50 chance to go to either heaven, hell or purgatory.

Wouldn't your dying odds be 33/33/33 then?

[Halo]

TP said
Nurgle would kill. She has that secret Canadian rage that all Canadian's have.

Cue the mighty lumberjack fury.

Drakel said
I would refuse to kill her... I'm old fashioned in the sense of "don't hit a woman" shit soooo...I bet on nargle too... Plus she's like my sister in a sense and is kinds a child still so that fight is a lose/lose either way. I think I'd take my best bet in just dying with a 50/50 chance to go to either heaven, hell or purgatory.

Old fashioned in that way you refuse to physically abuse women, but enjoy the real psychological stuff - misogynistically reduce them to stereotypes and so participate in good ol'-fashioned society-wide systematic abuse of all women? Thumbs up, bro.
Okay, yeah, I'm unnecessarily busting your balls here, but srsly, you're being an ass to Nargle here. The educational documentary "Shrek" taught me that dragons do occasionally marry asses, but that doesn't mean you must emulate them.

[Dervish]

Giygas said
How come nobody knows who I am even though I've been here for half a year

Because the big names have been here since 2008-2010.

Hell, I only started getting recognition a few months ago and I've been here since January 2012. You still have that new car smell.