fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck the ocean is learning

[The Nexerus]

Landsharks cannot swim in wheat.

[Barioth]

The Nexerus said
Landsharks cannot swim in wheat.

Not even wheat is safe

[The Nexerus]

Barioth said
Not even wheat is safe

Wheatsharks are harmless and docile.

[Larfleeze]

The Nexerus said
Wheatsharks are harmless and docile.

Until you harvest their wheat, then they get nasty.

[The Nexerus]

Larfleeze said
Until you harvest their wheat, then they get nasty.

What kind of idiot would harvest a wheatshark's wheat?

[Larfleeze]

The Nexerus said
What kind of idiot would harvest a wheatshark's wheat?

The same idiot who thinks wheatsharks are docile and harmless.

[The Nexerus]

Larfleeze said
The same idiot who thinks wheatsharks are docile and harmless.

Excuse you.

I am an expert on wheatsharks. They have an undeservedly violent reputation. They're very friendly sometimes, actually.

[Larfleeze]

The Nexerus said
Excuse you.I am an expert on wheatsharks. They have an undeservedly violent reputation. They're very friendly sometimes, actually.

More like you're 'friendly' towards them. A little too friendly if you ask me...

[The Nexerus]

Larfleeze said
More like you're 'friendly' towards them. A little too friendly if you ask me...

I am absolutely not breeding wheatsharks, don't throw around such ridiculous accusations.

[Larfleeze]

The Nexerus said
I am absolutely not breeding wheatsharks, don't throw around such ridiculous accusations.

Yeah, sure and I'm not a necromantic Nun who grave robs on a regular basis...

[Cpt Toellner]

It depends, are we talking about the North American Wheatshark or the European Grey Wheatshark?

[Larfleeze]

Blitzkrieg said
It depends, are we talking about the North American Wheatshark or the European Grey Wheatshark?

Neither, the South African Tanned Wheatshark.

[Cpt Toellner]

Larfleeze said
Neither, the South African Tanned Wheatshark.

No way Frumenturpis Africanus is an isolated species, breeding would be impractical.

[Larfleeze]

Blitzkrieg said
No way is an isolated species, breeding would be impractical.

Not with that attitude.

[Jorick]

ImANargleHunter said
Take this back you gross fuck

Stop kink shaming me.

[Larfleeze]

Jorick said
Stop kink shaming me.

"ummm excuse me robbing banks is my kink and if you arrest me it's kink shaming so i think you'll find i'm free to go officer."

[Halo]

Jorick said
Yeah, anyone snooping around just thinks I'm really into science and debate. It's nice.Why would you call it disturbing? I already had a natural attraction to beards and mustaches, so it came as a natural fit. It's still super innocuous though, because I can just go watch Mythbusters clips on Youtube and it still looks perfectly natural in my browsing history.

Whereas we all know you actually loathe science and debate.
I'm not talking about a fetish for facial hair on people. Just the facial hair alone. Floating there. Watching. Waiting. Unpleasantly sticky and matted.

[Larfleeze]

Halo said
I'm not talking about a fetish for facial hair on people. Just the facial hair alone. Floating there. Watching. Waiting. Unpleasantly sticky and matted.

Please stop, I have Pogonophobia, u guiz

[Halo]

Larfleeze said
Please stop, I have Pogonophobia, u guiz

Then I promise not to discuss pogo sticks.

[Larfleeze]

Halo said
Then I promise not to discuss pogo sticks.

There isn't a fear of pogo sticks, that's because pogo sticks are God's gift.