[OOC] S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Critical Mass

[Peik]

Originally, Porfiry was supposed to be called Smoke because he'd be smoked high as a kite all the time.

Then I decided to make it a bit more unique.

I might add his and Kruglov's adventures with Oksana the transvestite in a later post (that bit was real, Kruglov wouldn't want you to know).

[TheMadAsshatter]

More stories, more stories, more stories!

[Gephfryee]

I guess it's about time for me to step up to the plate again. Might as well jump on the backstory bandwagon. Now what might Tiberius be doing on an average day in his average history?

[SirBeowulf]

Masturbating. Obviously.

I mean, what else would he be doing?

[Gephfryee]

Having vigorous, oral sex with a bottle of Vodka. Drink your Vodka, it's good for you.

[TheMadAsshatter]

ВОДКА!!!

[Peik]

Gephfryee said
Having vigorous, oral sex with a bottle of Vodka

Knowing Porfiry, he might have actually had sex with one of those. Or a Controller. Or both. We'll never know.

[TheMadAsshatter]

Did none of you notice my "cheeki-breeki" shoe-in?

[Gephfryee]

Did someone say...

CHEEKI BREEKI???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmn1qOXnTSI

[TheMadAsshatter]

The OOC is becoming worryingly inactive.

[Peik]

I'm waiting for someone to post and make it all happy go round again.

The OOC is pretty inactive though. Skipping heartbeats.

[BerryBuns]

Sorry guys, I probably won't be posting too much in the OOC for a little bit. I've got movers coming on Monday, and I've been procrastinating.. like, a lot.. so I'm gonna be busting my ass this weekend trying to get everything in order. I should be able to get an IC post up, though! I just won't be checking in very often over the next few days.

[Gephfryee]

Well, I was going to post something, but then for the entire weekend I got 502 errors whenever I tried to get on, so that kind of didn't work out. I'll probably do something today.

[Peik]

It'd be nice to get a post up soon. It refreshes the OOC as well as the IC.

[Gephfryee]

Woot! Posted. Another fine day in the life of a psychotic sniper.

[TheMadAsshatter]

Glad to see another post make it into the IC, though now I have to wonder where Beowulf is.

[SirBeowulf]

I'm dead. Like always.

I really have no idea why I haven't posted. Maybe its the lack of things to do except walk to one place from another.
Blah, blame jarate.

[TheMadAsshatter]

That's understandable. Been there before. Like I said, once everyone is together things will go along a bit more quickly.

[Peik]

I think it'd be nice if a few of you had time skips to the Bunker. Otherwise I'm afraid progression will get slower and slower.

[TheMadAsshatter]

Fair enough. I was toying with that notion myself, so I guess we'll do that then if no one else objects. To make up for it, a couple of paragraphs of filler information up to the point at which each character turns up at the bunker would be nice. Something like a summary of what's left of the trip.