*falls from ceiling*
....
I think I took a wrong turn at Albuquerque....
Hm.
*looks at map*
Oh, no wonder. This isn't a map. It's a picture of a narwhal.
*shows everyone*
Ees mai pet narwhal. His name is Bartholomeu Amadeus III. And he lieks fish.
I also lieks fish. :3 My narwhal and I~
Oh, and also:
*ahem*
*ahem ahem*
*AHEM!*
Is there any more room for another character?