**'The mysteries of life, eh?'** The... unique flavours found in SAO foods had initially thrown Pyotr off guard too and could make trading a hazardous business if the customer didn't know what they were after. She had found no rhyme nor reason to the developer's choice of substitutions, but through trial and error had managed to catalogue the majority of the ingredients available on the first floor; the eggplant apples were an especially weird one and a fun was of messing with people. _So far so good,_ she thought as the child began to talk about her circumstances. _Maybe I can get away with the waterwor- fuck._ Pyotr was in no way the right person to deal with a crying child, but with the other patrons muttering and giving her suspicious looks, she had to do something. She rounded the table, hoping to calm the girl quickly but found herself pre-empted by another player. Left now with a choice of trying to help or leaving the newcomer to deal with the girl, Pyotr would admit to preferring the latter, but alas with no way to escape the scene, she took a knee alongside them to wipe away the child's tears awkwardly. It took a few moments to formulate what to say. **'You... you wanted to show your family how to play, right? What a big, reliable girl you are? Well, I'll tell you what; first step is to keep your chin up, smile and never let anyone see you cry. Consider it Lesson One in Pyotr's How to be a Reliable Onee-san course.'** _Chyort, what did I just say?_ It wasn't easy to endure the cringeworthyness of her own words, but she knew well enough to follow her own advice. Dabbing at the girl's eyes with her sleeve, Pyotr gave the other player an apologetic smile and lowered her voice to a whisper. **'Missing her family I think, poor thing. But then again, aren't we all?'** The player was a young woman, maybe around her own age and with a delicate face that Pyotr found herself rather envious of. She rather doubted that the delicateness extend to the rest of the woman though, especially with that armour under her cloak...