After smelling cookies, I open up an odd book, and begin to click the page a few thousand times, and after every click, a cookie falls from the sky. I begin to sing "It's Raining Cookies, Hallelujah!"
*proceeds to flop on the ground like a magikarp. Cause Magikarp is cool. Therefore, I am cool.* Sup. *Sunglasses proceed to fall from the sky and land squarely near my eyes*
"Why you try to take my book?" I say, as I punch the stranger who is trying to steal me book in the face. I Run away, and begin tapping another page of the book. Anvils began to fall from the sky around me.
*Unlucky0013 is unable to battle. Unlucky pays 2 cookies to the winner. Unlucky scurries off to the nearest pokecenter to protect his magikarp from harm.*