Ha. I wonder how far I can go before everything ever said comes true and I'm am utterly destroyed by Christopher Robin.
Eeyore
After about five rounds I figured out exactly how to hit a home run and finally beat this blue donkey bastard. There was cursing to be involved and unbelievable failure, but eventually it stopped being hard and started being forgiving.
Lumpy
It took longer this time because Pooh moves so damn slow, but I eventually managed to make the 5 Home Run target after a lot of plays being cock-blocked after the fourth.
Piglet
I had a better time with this one because I discovered that you could actually improve stats in this game, so not only was I faster, the hit-box for getting a home run was bigger.