2014 World Cup thread

[Halo]

Giant said
im gonna smack you

Colombian?

Awh, I was hoping to see Germany and France go to a shootout. N-no, not that kind.

[The Nexerus]

Giant said
Well, Germany won against France. Too bad England and America aren't here to help 'em out.

Hehe.

[idlehands]

Just French tears, Halo.

I hope Colombia wins, they've been playing pretty great.

[Halo]

idlehands said
Just French tears, Halo.I hope Colombia wins, they've been playing pretty great.

Which are just as delicious and satisfying, true. Just a shame it's the Germans who beat them - I have to hate them, too. "Two World Wars and one World Cup" didn't start for no reason.

I actually want Colombia to win too - if only because, at least on paper, they're the underdogs (Brazil have won five times out of nineteen, so.) Though I haven't actually seen Brazil play yet, I've not ended up tuning in to their games.

[Giant]

And yes, Colombian. The news have hyped up this damn game so much... still, it'll be difficult as hell. Brazil isn't playing as well as in other world cups but, hell, they're still Brazil. That means they're good, they're ready and they can still kick our shit in. The widespread opinion is that Brazil is relying a lot on Neymar.

¡Vamos, Colombia!

edit: oh fuck

[Giant]

HOPE. HOPE. HOPE. ESPERANZA, CARAJO.

fuck me why did i actually hope for us to win

Great work, squad. You made us proud.

[mdk]

That was the ugliest game I've ever watched.

[Giant]

mdk said
That was the ugliest game I've ever watched.

... Yeah.

Yeah.

On both sides, to be clear. Also, Luiz's goal was tremendous.

[mdk]

Best part:

[Giant]

Oh, fuck, Neymar is out of the WC.

Sorry, sorry, sorry Brazil. I wish nothing bad to your players...

Man, fuck.

[PrimezTime]

Poor Neymar man.

[Halo]

Yeah, Neymar kinda got screwed.

[Giant]

Sorry, Hank, rooting for the Ticos on this one. Pinto is the last Colombian standing, after all.

[Hank]

Jesus fucking Christ. We won on penalties. We won on penalties. That never happens! This game wasn't good for my health, but at least we're through.

[Giant]

Now I don't know who to root for. I'd root for either Brazil or Argentina but I've got loser's hatred for Brazil and Argentina is, y'know, Argentina. And Deustchland and the Netherlands... man, no dark horse in this race.

[idlehands]

Costa Rica went down swinging. That Dutch goalie was a douche but he got the job done.

Sorry about Colombia, Giant. I was cheering for them. And holy shit that is a huge grasshopper.

[Hank]

idlehands said
Costa Rica went down swinging. That Dutch goalie was a douche but he got the job done.

He played his role well. Brought on at the last minute like some kind of specialized penalty-stopping machine, easily the biggest man on the pitch (two inches taller than our main keeper) and then he confidently swaggers to his goal and tells the Costa Ricans he knows where they're gonna shoot. You could see the last Costa Rican's hands shaking when he put the ball down to take his penalty. He was scared out of his mind. It was brilliant.

[Giant]

GO DEUTSCHLAND!

[Giant]

... Brazil is going to burn. Holy shit.

oh my fucking god

[K-97]

And yet another goal...holy shit Brazil is fucked.