^>V

[Vortex]

^ Is now my friend
< believes that some form of State is nesscessary, but hey believe whatever you want.
V Wants to change the topic

[Inuyasha]

^ shut up ermkahy so what if i do
< wants to change the topic
v is a teddy bear molestor

[Pyro V]

^ What did you think I used all those bananas for?

> None shall stop my reign of terror on the Teddy Bear Kingdom

v Shall be the hero the Teddy Bears need.

[Lucian]

/\ Actually, when I was thirteen, there was this one time I...

> Wants to change the subject again.

\/ Doesn't play enough strategy games.

[Vortex]

^ Is wrong
< My steam library is mostly Strat Games
V Wastes all their money on steam

[Wayne]

^ Is frighteningly accurate
< My understimulated creative drive is making me go bonkers
V Is a malformed harlequin fetus born from Ron Jeremy's dickhole.

[Pyro V]

^ I'm not drunk enough to even begin imagining this.

> Requires sustenance in a a form other than bananas.

v Will find me and cook for me.

[pitwhousedtodopokemon]

^NEVER
>NEVER
v NEVER

[Vortex]

^ Has gone crazy
< Is eating a sandwich
V will make a kitchen bitch joke

[TheMadAsshatter]

^ Make a sandwich for me, if you would be so inclined.

< Avoids being sexist as much as possible.

v Blarg.

[Joegreenbeen]

TheMadAsshatter said
^ Quite wrong.

> Recently discovered that Steam Greenlight has featured Rock Simulator 2014.

v Is disappointed in the absurd stupidity of certain games (i.e. Rock Simulator 2014).

[Vortex]

^ Knows they secretly want that Rock Simulator
< prefers Grass Simulator 2014 (Seriously http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=276683987)
V Will post another simulator

[Pyro V]

^ Goat Simulator is best simulator.

> Tired.

v Will make me un-tired.

[Lucian]

/\ What'd you have in mind?

> Doesn't ever get enough sleep.

\/ Should probably be sleeping.

[Wayne]

Lucian said
/\ What'd you have in mind? > Doesn't ever get enough sleep.\/ Should probably be sleeping.

^ PEOPLE KNOW WHAT MY LIFE IS LIKE WHERE IS MY TINFOIL HAT WHEN I NEED IT OH GOD

> Shouldn't be typing in all caps because it makes him look like even more of a loudmouthed idiot than he already is.

V Masturbates to Stone Age petroglyphs.

[Joegreenbeen]

Larfleeze said
^ Cut off one head, two more shall take its place.

>

Mood

V Will also be flayed.

Quoting is fun.

[Lucian]

Ignoring Joe's post because it doesn't follow criteria.

/\ I actually have fapped to cave-drawings.

>But I wasn't doing it alone.

\/ Is that better or worse?

[Vortex]

^ Better. You should always be in the company of friends... Always...
< Is feeling creepy
V Will be my friend... Or else

[Pyro V]

^ Make me.

> Has no friends.

v Will be my nemesis.

[Lucian]

/\ I accept.

> Is practically fucking Moriarty.

\/ Has more than three pairs of shoes.