^>V

[Pyro V]

^ Tea is disgusting.

> Tea is second only to diet drinks in how disgusting it is.

v Will find me and fix me dinner, it's 9:30 and I haven't had food since I woke up this morning.

[XecutionerRex]

^ Tub of lard

> Trelelelelel

v Fear me!

[Lucian]

/\ Well, it's a bit late, but I'd probably take you out to dinner.

> Can cook, but prefers to eat out.

\/ Butthole.

[Vortex]

^ is jealous of my butthole
< has the perfect butthole
V has a inferior butthole

[HollywoodMole]

^ Is obsessed with buttholes.

> Feels sick from Skittles

V Dislikes Skittles?

[Pyro V]

^ I enjoy sour skittles.

> Prefers Shockers.

v Probably likes non-sour candy.

[Lucian]

/\ Are you trying to woo me, because it's working.

> Fucking loves sour candy.

\/ May or may not actually be human.

[TheMadAsshatter]

^ I am most definitely not human
< Considers himself to be an advanced subspecies of human, because humans themselves are shameful creatures.
v Took that as "I'm conceited."

[Pyro V]

^ Didn't take it any way.

> Reviving this corpse.

v Will make a reference to me being a witch.

[Darkel]

^ Has killed people
> Can eat birds
v Will have sex with me

[Xzayler]

^ I saw his name somewhere
< Doesnt know what he's doing
v Didn't check out my awesome RP

[Vortex]

^ How dare you enter our private discussion peasant!
< is a arrogant prick
v will boast about being more arrogant

[Lucian]

/\ Boasting about being arrogant is a new low that I'm not ready to descend to this morning.

> Welcomes Xzayler to our stupid little game.

\/ Wants to see my blue weeny.

[BrobyDDark]

^ If it's blue then you may have severe penile problems.
< Does not have severe penile problems.
v Is now thinking about severe penile problems.

[Vortex]

^ is insecure about his penile problems
< will now have to go to sleep thinking about penile problems
V will share their experience with penile problems

[Lucian]

/\ I haven't really had any issues so far, to be honest. I spilled hot ramen on my crotch once. That sucked.

> Still don't like chicken flavoured Ramen.

\/ What's your favourite flavour of ramen?

[Pyro V]

^ Shrimp.

> Doesn't eat ramen anymore.

v Wishes there was banana flavored ramen.

[Xzayler]

^Ramen?
<is finding this quite fun
v has 6 toes on a each foot

[Frizan]

^ Is wrong. I have two toes per foot
< Isn't a spy
v Is a spy

[Pyro V]

^ I can't be a spy, because spies are sappin' my sentries!

> Erectin' a dispenser!

v Probably a heavy.