^>V

[Larfleeze]

^ Don't you know where we are?
> Back at it again at the ^>v thread
v Deserves terrible ticklefights

[Joegreenbeen]

^Wants to tickle my headless body.
>Is feeling victimized.
V Will get this creep away from me?

[HeilixAxel42]

^ But you're a weirdo
< doesn't know why I'm here
V is going to run out the door

[Vordak]

^ somebody i see here for the first time.
< spam's personal stalker.
\/ somebody who will probably feel reluctant to post something about me, doubtful in their own knowledge of those alien to spam.

[Lucian]

^ You're spam's personal stalker? On Oldguild I called myself that. Odd.

> Isn't wasting the time anymore to use the slash-arrows, because roofing is hard and it brings out the worst in people.

v Is a Russian sleeper-agent.

[IAmTheZump]

^ Eats rainbows.
> Has crawled out of Hell after strangling Satan with his bare hands.
v Is probably a disguised octopus.

[Lucian]

^ Oh no

> Has been found out

v Knows my secret now

[Quadrophenia]

^ Knows his secret now
> Professional octopus hunter
V Buying octopus

[Joegreenbeen]

^Is cold, buying octopi just to slaughter.
>Has already been slaughtered.
V Will hold my funeral. And avenge me. And make sure my body looks great.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

^ Has died a bloody awful death, in many pieces.

> Ew. Quits this lousy undertaker gig.

v Hates tacos.

[HeilixAxel42]

^ only hard tacos

>:^)

v eats fajitas for breakfast

[Lucian]

/\ I wish.

> Actually trying to eat healthier lately.

\/ Wants to sleep with me.

[Vortex]

^ maybe

> needs to get a schedual

V is a kinky beast

[Drakel]

^yep
>stayed up for 4 days so far trying to get shit done
V Is in college

[idlehands]

^ nope, already did that
< Is sleepy and strung out on Monster
v will be killed in at least one Spam fanfic

[Beatrix]

^ lol if only I was a character that did more than babysit children in a fanfic
< Had a weird dream that was supposed to lead to sex. Instead, it lead to something weird
V Never gets let down in a wet dream

[Joegreenbeen]

^I am only in one... Gygas don't you dare.
>Wants to be in moar spamfic.
V Will put me in their spamfic.

[idlehands]

^ you were also in Jorick's tale and you're dead

< Would love to do a spamfic but I know I will never finish it

v Is that crayon in your teeth?

[Dervish]

^ Will one day attempt a Spamfic, most likely involving old timey cultures.

< Crayons are a balanced part of any good diet. Also, chapstick.

V Is terrified of being eaten by clowns.

[Halo]

/\ Is everyone not scared of that? It... it sounds pretty horrific.
< Wishes everyone would point the middle arrow toward themselves, which actually makes sense.
\/ is probably also terrified of being eaten by clowns, because seriously, who the fuck isn't?