Spamfic?

I might give it a shot, seeing as I have the time.

Post your character requests here. Just your name and desired role: Pick from Antagonist, Protagonist, and Random Side Character That Will Probably Die.

I'll start writing and add characters on a rolling basis.

Go.

My name is Jorick and I want to be an antagonist.

My name is Nat, and I am clearly a better antagonist then Jorick.

I am also Affably Evil, and a card carrying villain.

Also if possible no 4th wall, you may ask why I ask these extra things.

Clearly they make me stand out unlike Jorick up there.

My name is Toellner, I like being an antagonist, but not the main one. I'm best as a third-party villain or the big-bad's right-hand-man.

inb4everyone signs up as an antagonist

Speaking of, why not? Elendra, Antagonist.

Clearly I should be the big bad evil guy of the story, Toellner should be my right hand man, Elendra should be the evil femme fatale who simultaneously arouses and terrifies the heroes, and Nat should be the recurring useless mook who is more of annoyance than an actual threat to the protagonists.

My name is Awson. Side character.

Lady Squee
Fire Goddess
Protagonist
Mary Sue
Big Boobs

Drakel here.

I'd like to be the side character that helps out the protagonist every now and then.

I am giygas and I'm a Random side character that will probably die

What the heck, I'll join Squee.

Doivid
wears a stylish black suit
protagonist
empathetic to the baddies
super meta

Holmes.

Surprise me.

Esper
Protagonist who is clever but too curious for her own good
Sciencey
Ditzy Genius
Innocent heart but dirty mind

Vortex
Side character
Gets killed when a bus crashes through the fourth wall

Kangaroo, protagonist due to the lack of them so far. If not, side character works fine.

Put me in as the idiot who showed up at the wrong party type of guy.Side character or antagonist sounds good to me.Take your pick.Oh yeah.I'm pit.

Having hardly been included in any Spamfics so far (to my knowledge; I'm behind on quite a few), I'd be happy just being a side character that gets killed off.

Or a protagonist if you're short on them, but I don't wanna get greedy.