Spam City: Volume 1 The Silence of the Spammers

[KnightShade]

Prologue

Commentary

Thought I'd try a spamfic, I've had lots of ideas since they started but I can be really bad for sitting down and writing things. This is the first time I've written anything non academic in a long time so I hope it's not too bad. I had to look up the rules around speech marks for godsake. This was originally supposed to be two introductory scenes but when I finished this it was time for bed so I decided to just make it a prologue. It's looking to use a lot of police and detective story elements, and the next bits going to be at a crime scene. I've decide it's going to feature Goldmarble and Grif, but I need a third person. Any volunteers?

[IAmTheZump]

I volunteer as tribute!

[KnightShade]

IAmTheZump said
I volunteer as tribute!

Congratulations! You get to be a corpse!

[Darkel]

Į ÇÂÑ BĘ ØF ŚĘRVĮÇĘ?

[BrobyDDark]

Is me getting killed by metal being inserted into my neck a thing now? Or do I survive this to tell the tale another day?

[Halo]

I'm intrigued; I hope you keep this going! And don't worry about being rusty, I thought it was well-written.

[Doivid]

I'll be following this, Knight. Good on you.

[pitwhousedtodopokemon]

A creeper killed broby with a key in cold blood?
Very good read though!

[Lady Squee]

I. Love. This.

[IAmTheZump]

Yes. More. Immediately. Please?

[KnightShade]

Darkel said
Į ÇÂÑ BĘ ØF ŚĘRVĮÇĘ?

Geez, if you insist. Zump can always be corpse no. 2.

BrobyDDark said
Is me getting killed by metal being inserted into my neck a thing now? Or do I survive this to tell the tale another day?

I guess you are my Abigail Hobbs.

pitwhousedtodopokemon said
A creeper killed broby with a key in cold blood?
Very good read though!

The quote at the end is actually a reference to something that happened a month or so ago in spam, that I didn't think people payed much attention too. Anyway it's one of two major clues as to the escapees identity. There are also at least four other references to specific spammers as characters that I remember.

Halo said
I'm intrigued; I hope you keep this going! And don't worry about being rusty, I thought it was well-written.

Doivid said
I'll be following this, Knight. Good on you.

Lady Squee said
I. Love. This.

IAmTheZump said
Yes. More. Immediately. Please?

Thanks, and on it.