Pity party thread

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

So I kind of had a date tonight, and it got cancelled.

So we rescheduled for tomorrow, but then I remembered I have to work because I picked up an extra shift.

And all I wanna do is wind down because this has been a helluva stressful week and I just want to have some fun. But I guess I can't.

How's your night going?

[idlehands]

Try masturbating.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

But it just can't fill the void.

[Halo]

I'm sure there'll be a time over the next couple days when you can see eachother, no? It'll be worth the wait.

In the meantime, I'm with idlehands' suggestion of... well, idle hands.

[TheMadAsshatter]

Omegle. You have about a 1 in 10,000 chance of finding a female who will actually have camsex with you. (unless you're gay, then you're almost guaranteed to find sexual gratification through human interaction(assuming you are, in fact, a guy. Don't know you, sorry for assuming, if I'm wrong)).

[BadWolf97]

O_o these posts though.

[KnightShade]

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
But it just can't fill the void.

Don't let them fill the void until atleast the third date.

[BadWolf97]

Boop. C: for no reason.

[Halo]

I actually feel a little bad that we've all been so unsympathetic. "No pity. Only [insert smexyreference]." >_>
In all seriousness, having a date cancelled sucks balls - but at least you know it's not like the guy didn't want to go, as you're rescheduling. Way better than being stood up or some shit like that. Look on the bright side.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Actually, turns out I got someone to cover for me at work last night. So we did go out to a movie and have a wonderful time. Then we came back and played a game of Cards Against Humanity with friends.

As far as evening outings go, 8/10, HTTYD was just as good the second time around.

[KnightShade]

Glad you enjoyed yourself.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

KnightShade said
Don't let them fill the void until atleast the third date.

This made me chuckle.

[KnightShade]

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
This made me chuckle.

Are my values so old fashioned that they're funny to you?

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

KnightShade said
Are my values so old fashioned that they're funny to you?

Are you making fun of me cuz I'm a virgin?

[andromedene]

Did you bit their face?

[Halo]

ImANargleHunter said
Did you bit their face?

Bit.
Nargle, that kind of kinkiness needs to wait until at least the fourth, maybe even the fifth date. Where's your sense of propriety? >:c

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

ImANargleHunter said
Did you bit their face?

Halo said
Nargle, that kind of kinkiness needs to wait until at least the fourth, maybe even the fifth date. Where's your sense of ? >:c

I find that Halters are a gentler way to approach things, though yeah maybe not until the fourth or fifth date, we need to establish some trust.

[KnightShade]

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
Are you making fun of me cuz I'm a virgin?

It was just a simple joke about me misreading what you were amused about, I wasn't making fun. God Clirkus, you're so inexperienced at this humor thing.

[Halo]

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
I find that are a gentler way to approach things, though yeah maybe not until the fourth or fifth date, we need to establish some trust.

So Clirkus can be added to the long list of Spammers with a BDSM kink. Kay.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

KnightShade said
It was just a simple joke about me misreading what you were amused about, I wasn't making fun. God Clirkus, you're so inexperienced at this humor thing.

I am uncomfortable with you calling me God. Plz, "Master" will do just as well.