I want to learn to play the banjo.

[Jster]

But they're all so expensive.

I hate being a broke college student.

[Cordi]

Welcome to the next 4-10 years of your life.

[Demensia]

I want an ukelele.

[Queen Raidne]

Apologies. This is the wrong topic.

[PrimezTime]

I've got a banjo.

[Oni]

Get a BALALAIKA like me! =P

[Kill Bones]

You could always learn to play Banjo-Kazooie

That's probably cheaper