Kill Bones

Does anyone from Old Spam still show up?

I hadn't thought about this place for over half a decade until a couple of days ago. A shitpost forum of a tiny roleplaying site is a hell of a thing to feel nostalgic over, but here we are. Good memories here, hope the lot of you are doing well.

Which Spam member are you REALLY?

we call it the Wimbles Exception Clause

it holds up in court, I swear

Which Spam member are you REALLY?

completely and utterly incorrect

so like 3/5 have a gold star

Which spam member are you?! quiz

Im 80% nat

and only 60% aza.

How can I only be 60% of myself?

@Azarthes

80% aza

I am a shadow, the true self

Taaj the professional

Be honest, when you say "books", you really mean "dinosaurs", don't you?

I can smell an InGen employee from a mile away

Speaking of Quotes

Y'know

On a completely unrelated note

I've come to the realization that maybe diplomacy really is a valid option when it comes to lizards

Maybe we can all come to live in peace together

B-but this change of heart had nothing to do with this discussion whatsoever and if you insinuate otherwise I will regard you as a villain and charlatan of the highest caliber and you will forever be remembered as a ridiculous liar and degenerate

Now we shall never speak of this again

Good day

Speaking of Quotes

<Snipped quote by Kill Bones>

Nah. Lets kill them by gender. We kill the males first and then we make the females do unspeakable things to eachother

@BrobyDDark

whoa there

here I am, just trying to discuss some nice, wholesome rebellion against the lizard oppression

and you come in here with your deviancy

how dare you

I'll have you know that female lizards are just as gross as the male ones

Y-yeah

They're all fucking disgusting

A real bunch of b-bakas

I've certainly never wanted to just be held securely in some lizard lady's strong arms

That would be weird

Right

Could you even imagine

I sure couldn't

Speaking of Quotes

What about male lizard people? Or female lizard people for that matter?

@Vilageidiotx

I believe in equality for lizard people, check your fucking privilege

They have a right to be exterminated regardless of their sex

Internet usernames in ~20 years

Oh man, maybe the solution is to continually add on more "X"s to existing names until the end of time

I for one can't wait for the day the one true hero XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXKill_BonesXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX rises up to save us all

Internet usernames in ~20 years

Well, I imagine the easy fix would be to separate screen names from usernames. Like, you'd sign in with your shitty, number filled username, but you could set the actual name that appears to everyone else to be whatever you want, even if someone else already uses that name. Sure, this could lead to impersonation and shit, but plenty of sites like youtube already have verification type stuff, so I'm not sure it'd be that big of a deal.

Or maybe in the strange new future of 20XX, we'll all be forced by our supreme overlords to each have some semblance of originality

And thus the second Dark Ages will truly begin