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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Clirkus
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I was going through some old documents on my laptop, most of them were half-finished character sheets or RP ideas. Then I came across a list of quotes from OldGuild that used to be in my sig. I thought some of them were funny and wanted to share. (I tried to tag everyone I could find. Sorry they're all about me, that's kind of how sig quotes work, and I'm a narcissist.)

Clirkus, you are but a source of gifs to me.
A endless supply of gifs.

Clirkus is like a weed. You see him growing over there in the corner of your yard, but he's too close to the fence to hit with the mower, and you'll be f***ed to bother finding where you put the weed whacker over the winter months, so you just don't bother.

Gingers have no souls because Clirkus eats them.
Codexanother

I was gay for Clirkus before it was cool

Haven't you ridiculed Clirkus enough for a while everyone?

Nope.
Of course not.

Clirkus is such a womanizing flirt.

I KNOW omg i feel so womanized.

You are such a virgin.
Manic


Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by aza
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my quote best quote
Hidden 9 yrs ago → 9 yrs ago Post by Awson
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I had about one quote in one sig collage that I'm pretty sure was eventually cut for space.

Edit: waiting for someone to post so I can call Clirkus names for having two accounts before heading off to bed.

Edit2: spelling
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Raxacoricofallapatorius
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Nope.


Ah yes, a timeless classic.

Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Hank
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Having a Death Note avatar/signature is so 2007.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Clirkus
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Having a Death Note avatar/signature is so 2007.


Thus the cycle begins again.
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<Snipped quote by Hank>

Thus the cycle begins again.


People are going to start deliberatelay saying quotable things to you now. And that disgusts me.
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<Snipped quote by Clirkus>

People are going to start deliberatelay saying quotable things to you now. And that disgusts me.


Your quote is probably going to be the first one, and you should have seen that coming, and you should feel bad.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by BrobyDDark
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Everything is quotable. This is quotable, the post previous to mine is quotable, hell, the title is quotable. However, what makes a quote good is the context of which its said. And by that I mean you should take things entirely out of context and let hilarity ensue. Like, if I put big floppy wieners as a quote in my sig without the context for that quote, it would look pretty perverted and funny, but in the original context I'm talking about large hotdogs.
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Your quote is probably going to be the first one, and you should have seen that coming, and you should feel bad.


Well now we'll never now if my post would have ended up being added to the signature. You altered her decision making process by openly making that prediction.
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<Snipped quote by KnightShade>

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Wait- isn't Clirkus/Rax a dude?
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Wait- isn't Clirkus/Rax a dude?


It's a little mysterious.

I think you might be mistaking Clirkus for the transgendered one with long hair and glasses.

You know.

Hank.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Raxacoricofallapatorius
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<Snipped quote by Awson>

Wait- isn't Clirkus/Rax a dude?


I am, in fact, female.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by BrobyDDark
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I am, in fact, female.


I always just assumed you were very flamboyant. This is going to make writing your character in SSAS very awkward, considering he's male ._.

<Snipped quote by BrobyDDark>

It's a little mysterious.

I think you might be mistaking Clirkus for the transgendered one with long hair and glasses.

You know.

Hank.


Honestly I have a tough time deciphering everyone's genders. I use by the way they speak to determine age group. For instance, I always mistake you for a early to mid twenties female, even though I know you're male. You could still be early to mid twenties, though. I dunno.

I always read Hank's posts like he's an early thirties male on a yacht with an expensive party suit, but only because of his avatar and mannerisms.

And I always assume everyone else is male because they don't post enough in important threads for me to pay attention to them.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Raxacoricofallapatorius
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Well I am very flamboyant so you're technically not wrong.

I don't mind being portrayed as a male, gender is pretty ambiguous online, at least for me.
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And I always assume everyone else is male because they don't post enough in important threads for me to pay attention to them.


I don't know, that seems kind of weird

I've always found that a healthy mind should operate on the assumption that everyone on here is a lizard person

You just can't afford not to, you see

They're very crafty creatures

Sneak right up on you the moment you let your guard down
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<Snipped quote by BrobyDDark>

I don't know, that seems kind of weird

I've always found that a healthy mind should operate on the assumption that everyone on here is a lizard person

You just can't afford not to, you see

They're very crafty creatures

Sneak right up on you the moment you let your guard down


Believe me, I would know if I were talking to a lizard person.

I think it's safe to say there aren't any of them here in Spam.

Take your guard down. It's unhealthy.
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Believe me, I would know if I were talking to a lizard person.

I think it's safe to say there aren't any of them here in Spam.

Take your guard down. It's unhealthy.


Oh, you'd think that

But you stop looking out for one second

And next thing you know you're filled completely with filthy lizard eggs

I've seen it happen

I know the truth
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What about male lizard people? Or female lizard people for that matter?
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What about male lizard people? Or female lizard people for that matter?


I believe in equality for lizard people, check your fucking privilege

They have a right to be exterminated regardless of their sex
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