Speaking of Quotes

[Clirkus]

I was going through some old documents on my laptop, most of them were half-finished character sheets or RP ideas. Then I came across a list of quotes from OldGuild that used to be in my sig. I thought some of them were funny and wanted to share. (I tried to tag everyone I could find. Sorry they're all about me, that's kind of how sig quotes work, and I'm a narcissist.)

Clirkus, you are but a source of gifs to me.
A endless supply of gifs.

@Hellis

Clirkus is like a weed. You see him growing over there in the corner of your yard, but he's too close to the fence to hit with the mower, and you'll be f***ed to bother finding where you put the weed whacker over the winter months, so you just don't bother.

@Ace of Spades

Gingers have no souls because Clirkus eats them.

Codexanother

I was gay for Clirkus before it was cool

@KnightShade

Haven't you ridiculed Clirkus enough for a while everyone?

@Esper

Nope.

@Azarthes

Of course not.

@Jorick

Clirkus is such a womanizing flirt.

@Herzinth

I KNOW omg i feel so womanized.

@Taaj

You are such a virgin.

Manic

[aza]

my quote best quote

[Awson]

I had about one quote in one sig collage that I'm pretty sure was eventually cut for space.

Edit: waiting for someone to post so I can call Clirkus names for having two accounts before heading off to bed.

Edit2: spelling

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Nope.

@Azarthes

Ah yes, a timeless classic.

[Hank]

Having a Death Note avatar/signature is so 2007.

[Clirkus]

Having a Death Note avatar/signature is so 2007.

@Hank

Thus the cycle begins again.

[Awson]

<Snipped quote by Hank>

Thus the cycle begins again.

@Clirkus

People are going to start deliberatelay saying quotable things to you now. And that disgusts me.

[KnightShade]

<Snipped quote by Clirkus>

People are going to start deliberatelay saying quotable things to you now. And that disgusts me.

@Awson

Your quote is probably going to be the first one, and you should have seen that coming, and you should feel bad.

[BrobyDDark]

Everything is quotable. This is quotable, the post previous to mine is quotable, hell, the title is quotable. However, what makes a quote good is the context of which its said. And by that I mean you should take things entirely out of context and let hilarity ensue. Like, if I put big floppy wieners as a quote in my sig without the context for that quote, it would look pretty perverted and funny, but in the original context I'm talking about large hotdogs.

[Awson]

<Snipped quote by Awson>

Your quote is probably going to be the first one, and you should have seen that coming, and you should feel bad.

@KnightShade

Well now we'll never now if my post would have ended up being added to the signature. You altered her decision making process by openly making that prediction.

[BrobyDDark]

<Snipped quote by KnightShade>

her

@Awson

Wait- isn't Clirkus/Rax a dude?

[Awson]

<Snipped quote by Awson>

Wait- isn't Clirkus/Rax a dude?

@BrobyDDark

It's a little mysterious.

I think you might be mistaking Clirkus for the transgendered one with long hair and glasses.

You know.

Hank.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

<Snipped quote by Awson>

Wait- isn't Clirkus/Rax a dude?

@BrobyDDark

I am, in fact, female.

[BrobyDDark]

<Snipped quote by BrobyDDark>

I am, in fact, female.

@Raxacoricofallapatorius

I always just assumed you were very flamboyant. This is going to make writing your character in SSAS very awkward, considering he's male ._.

<Snipped quote by BrobyDDark>

It's a little mysterious.

I think you might be mistaking Clirkus for the transgendered one with long hair and glasses.

You know.

Hank.

@Awson

Honestly I have a tough time deciphering everyone's genders. I use by the way they speak to determine age group. For instance, I always mistake you for a early to mid twenties female, even though I know you're male. You could still be early to mid twenties, though. I dunno.

I always read Hank's posts like he's an early thirties male on a yacht with an expensive party suit, but only because of his avatar and mannerisms.

And I always assume everyone else is male because they don't post enough in important threads for me to pay attention to them.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Well I am very flamboyant so you're technically not wrong.

I don't mind being portrayed as a male, gender is pretty ambiguous online, at least for me.

[Kill Bones]

And I always assume everyone else is male because they don't post enough in important threads for me to pay attention to them.

@BrobyDDark

I don't know, that seems kind of weird

I've always found that a healthy mind should operate on the assumption that everyone on here is a lizard person

You just can't afford not to, you see

They're very crafty creatures

Sneak right up on you the moment you let your guard down

[Awson]

<Snipped quote by BrobyDDark>

I don't know, that seems kind of weird

I've always found that a healthy mind should operate on the assumption that everyone on here is a lizard person

You just can't afford not to, you see

They're very crafty creatures

Sneak right up on you the moment you let your guard down

@Kill Bones

Believe me, I would know if I were talking to a lizard person.

I think it's safe to say there aren't any of them here in Spam.

Take your guard down. It's unhealthy.

[Kill Bones]

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Believe me, I would know if I were talking to a lizard person.

I think it's safe to say there aren't any of them here in Spam.

Take your guard down. It's unhealthy.

@Awson

Oh, you'd think that

But you stop looking out for one second

And next thing you know you're filled completely with filthy lizard eggs

I've seen it happen

I know the truth

[Vilageidiotx]

What about male lizard people? Or female lizard people for that matter?

[Kill Bones]

What about male lizard people? Or female lizard people for that matter?

@Vilageidiotx

I believe in equality for lizard people, check your fucking privilege

They have a right to be exterminated regardless of their sex