Kill Bones

Speaking of Quotes

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Believe me, I would know if I were talking to a lizard person.

I think it's safe to say there aren't any of them here in Spam.

Take your guard down. It's unhealthy.

@Awson

Oh, you'd think that

But you stop looking out for one second

And next thing you know you're filled completely with filthy lizard eggs

I've seen it happen

I know the truth

Speaking of Quotes

And I always assume everyone else is male because they don't post enough in important threads for me to pay attention to them.

@BrobyDDark

I don't know, that seems kind of weird

I've always found that a healthy mind should operate on the assumption that everyone on here is a lizard person

You just can't afford not to, you see

They're very crafty creatures

Sneak right up on you the moment you let your guard down

Spam needs a new approach; a new tactic

man this thread is falling apart like a chinese motorcycle

THE GREAT GRAND ALMIGHTY ROAST THREAD (PG-16+)

god kibbles you're such an asshole
feel better? <3

@Halo

hey wow come on you can't say that to me did you even read the rules and regulations of this thread

I think KB pretty much summed up everything that needs to be said here.

Well done, Bones.

@Sherlock Holmes

I don't know

I can totally say more things that pretend to vaguely amount to something with some sort of meaningful payoff

B-but only if you really w-want me to you b-baka~

I'm going to join in on the proKB crinkle jerk

I was trying to say circle

didn't work out

@Azarthes

a crinklejerk sounds like it might involve some sort of tearing and that's no good

THE GREAT GRAND ALMIGHTY ROAST THREAD (PG-16+)

Can we talk about how this thread is really just a roundabout way of setting it up so someone has the ability to call someone else an asshole or something

Can we discuss the intricacies of that, because it seems flawed to me

Couldn't I just call someone an asshole without all the organization and the setup and the rules and the general edgy overtones

That seems much easier

It's the same amount of satisfaction for like a twelfth of the effort

Also what's with that age limit

16+ just seems oddly specific

Is 16 the legal age of being called a asshole

What about younger people who fit the qualifications of being an asshole

What do we call those people

And now that I mention it, there's also a "PG" there

Are you suggesting that people need to have parental guidance while they're being called an asshole

Should their parents be looking over their shoulders and supervising this

How should their parents feel about their children's supposed state of being assholes

I have so many questions and no answers and that's terrible

I wonder what Taaj is up to right now.

I'm just here to kill boners today.

@idlehands

And I'm here to Kill Bones today

Get it

No?

Okay I'll fuck off bye

I <3 DMC3

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B-B-BUT KILLBONES

THE GAMEPLAY IS REALLY GOOD

NINJA THEORY SAID SO

@Frizan

YOU'RE RIGHT WHAT WAS I THINKING

COLOR CODED ENEMIES THAT FORCE YOU TO USE SPECIFIC WEAPONS WERE A GREAT IDEA

AND GETTING SSS FROM JUST SHOOTING ENEMIES SURE IS WONDERFUL

THANKS NINJAMEN

I <3 DMC3

Man I hope the DMC4 re-release does well so capcom does a DMC5 and we can forget that fucking donte may cry ever happened

Doing this before Devoid can (yay!)

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Squirepants was my childhood, man.

@BrobyDDark

man you, me, and 14 must be the only people who have ever even heard of Seacreature Cubeass

Doing this before Devoid can (yay!)

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Spangebub Squirepints.

@BrobyDDark

wow no way I never expected to find anyone else who had ever heard of that show I can't believe someone else remembers it