Just found this terrifying thing on my newsfeed

[NotAMouse]

wtf

[Smiral]

um

[pitwhousedtodopokemon]

O.o

[Lucian]

[idlehands]

Sounds like aliens ate the kitten and shit it out.

But, if this is serious and not just an attention grabbing stunt, that sounds really weird. She should probably call someone to come help her rather than posting it on facebook.

[Dervish]

idlehands said
Sounds like aliensthe kitten and shit it out.But, if this is serious and just an attention grabbing stunt, that sounds really weird. She should probably call someone to come help her rather than posting it on facebook.

I find this exceedingly amusing considering that other thread going on right now that's all, "Help me, Spam! I think someone is in my house!"

People are so conditioned by social media and reporting every minute thing in their lives that their first impulse is to post about potentially bad things that need immediate attention.

Now, brb. There's a bear nipping at my heels, trying to get a good selfie.

[genghismike]

Dervish said
I find this exceedingly amusing considering that other thread going on right now that's all, "Help me, Spam! I think someone is in my house!"People are so conditioned by social media and reporting every minute thing in their lives that their first impulse is to post about potentially bad things that need immediate attention. Now, brb. There's a bear nipping at my heels, trying to get a good selfie.

Go wrestle that bear, Derv.

[Dervish]

genghismike said
Go wrestle that bear, Derv.

Trying to, but hand is on phone and my head is in its mouth. Trying to get a good angle, but I can't snap a pic I like.

You're like never really ready when the cool stuff happens.

#brokenfemur

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

I don't know if it would be more beneficial to respond to Taaj or Dervish at the moment...

[idlehands]

I'm also waiting for some dork to pop up with a message about how beautiful the OP is and how he just had to let her know.

[genghismike]

idlehands said
I'm also waiting for some dork to pop up with a message about how beautiful the OP is and how he just had to let her know.

are we talking about Taaj, or the chick who had her kitteh eaten?

[idlehands]

Um...the OP in the newsfeed.

Thankfully, I think Spam is above that but lately...who knows.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

idlehands said
Um...the OP in the newsfeed.Thankfully, I think Spam is above that but lately...who knows.

I don't really like blondes anyway.

[Lucian]

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
I don't really like blondes anyway.

This must be that higher standard of whit you were referring to.