Look outside, see this on your window

[Goldmarble]

Realize it's on the inside.


Fuck.

[NotAMouse]

[idlehands]

Kill it and hang it's corpse in the window as a warning to other wasps.

[pitwhousedtodopokemon]

Goddamn Freakin' wasp.

[Goldmarble]

idlehands said
Kill it and hang it's corpse in the window as a warning to other wasps.

I trapped it and let it loose outside.

I made a deal with it: for it's life, it protects the yard from mosquitoes.

I think I interpreted its antenna waggling as a yes, but I'm not sure which species it is, so it might have been telling me that it will send it's children after my scrotum.

I think it's a 50:50 chance, either or.

[idlehands]

Your mercy will be your undoing.

[Goldmarble]

Appears to be a Mud Dauber Wasp. They like to feed spiders to their young, but are otherwise considered not very aggressive.

If word of this treachery gets back to the spider population within my house....remember me. I may not live to see the sun rise.

[natsumehack]

Goldmarble said

Realize it's on the inside.

Fuck.

DAAAAAWWWWW IT SO CUTE, CAN I KEEP IT CAN I KEEP IT?

[natsumehack]

Goldmarble said
Appears to be a Mud Dauber Wasp. They like to feed spiders to their young, but are otherwise considered not very aggressive.If word of this treachery gets back to the spider population within my house....remember me. I may not live to see the sun rise.

I think a spider should be too scared of you.

[Dervish]

That is one funky ass wasp. It looks like its own ass is trying to escape its torso, or it's trying to become Canada's Next Top Model.

[Walker of Darkness]

Goldmarble said
Appears to be a Mud Dauber Wasp. They like to feed spiders to their young, but are otherwise considered not very aggressive.If word of this treachery gets back to the spider population within my house....remember me. I may not live to see the sun rise.

My friend, you need my immunity to 90% of natural poisons and venom. I shall infuse you with my blood and grant you a fragment of my power, in return for your soul.