So yesterday I had yet another interview. Like before things went well during the interview, I was yet again ready and looking good after obsessing over my personal cleanliness.Got there a half hour early and shit but when I was there some scrounge looking fuckin guy that looked like he jumped in the mud and doesn't care he was getting interviewed at all. So that was awkward.
Finally the interview happened. My employer was nice and complimented my resume, saying that it was the best and asked me about my previous experience stated in it and some opinionated questions like "what does costumer service means to me?" or "What did you like and hate most out of your previous job?" I answered honestly but then she catches me with the good ol' "What makes you a more superior choice in comparison to previous and future interviewees?"
With a great big smile I said, "Because everyone else is disgusting and would probably kill your customers with their filthy hands. You can look at me and tell that I'm actually clean!" (Paraphrase)
30 seconds after spewing complete and utter mindless BS I realized what I said but by that point it's too late lol. It wasn't really much of a job that I'd be interested in and even though I did blow the chance to get that specific job I think that answer was worth it. The look on my interviewer's face was priceless and she even walked out to laugh since I basically told her "You should hire me because everyone looks like fucking shit!"
Not only that but I said it loud enough for the next interviewee and she looked equally as clean as me but when I walked out she was completely self conscious, to the point where she was cleaning herself and asked an employee for hand sanitizer.
*Shrug*
Better luck next interview, right? xD
This time I think I'll be thinking instead of talking... especially for food related interviews xP
Finally the interview happened. My employer was nice and complimented my resume, saying that it was the best and asked me about my previous experience stated in it and some opinionated questions like "what does costumer service means to me?" or "What did you like and hate most out of your previous job?" I answered honestly but then she catches me with the good ol' "What makes you a more superior choice in comparison to previous and future interviewees?"
With a great big smile I said, "Because everyone else is disgusting and would probably kill your customers with their filthy hands. You can look at me and tell that I'm actually clean!" (Paraphrase)
30 seconds after spewing complete and utter mindless BS I realized what I said but by that point it's too late lol. It wasn't really much of a job that I'd be interested in and even though I did blow the chance to get that specific job I think that answer was worth it. The look on my interviewer's face was priceless and she even walked out to laugh since I basically told her "You should hire me because everyone looks like fucking shit!"
Not only that but I said it loud enough for the next interviewee and she looked equally as clean as me but when I walked out she was completely self conscious, to the point where she was cleaning herself and asked an employee for hand sanitizer.
*Shrug*
Better luck next interview, right? xD
This time I think I'll be thinking instead of talking... especially for food related interviews xP
