[OOC] Rising: A New Age of Gods

[Darcs]

Do we need to get permission to make heroes? Because I wanna worship the baller loli god.

[ActRaiserTheReturned]

Darcs said
Do we need to get permission to make heroes? Because I wanna worship the baller loli god.

Why doesn't anyone want to worship the middle aged Nerd slightly aspergers wizard, priest god?

[Darcs]

ActRaiserTheReturned said Why doesn't anyone want to worship the middle aged Nerd slightly aspergers wizard, priest god?

You sound alright. A little /r9k/esque, but alright.

But lets be real, if all these gods appeared in real mythology, I would actually devote myself to the once with an appreciation for hip-hop, being a loli is just a bonus.

[ActRaiserTheReturned]

Darcs said
You sound alright. A little /r9k/esque, but alright.But lets be real, if all these gods appeared in real mythology, I would actually devote myself to the once with an appreciation for hip-hop, being a loli is just a bonus.

But not a benevolent god of sorcery, the primordial void, and who knows what the hell he can do with your afterlife? He could give you more than the most pornographic, gluttonous, or even decently clean and perfect, Paradise than could ever be dreamed by a genius with a billion times the Intelligence Quotient of Einstein.

[Tatsua Aiisen]

Kirsten would kill your ass with a dope battle rap, only to bring you back to life and kill you again. That's just how she rolls.

[ActRaiserTheReturned]

Tatsua Aiisen said
Kirsten would kill your ass with a dope battle rap, only to bring you back to life and kill you again. That's just how she rolls.

Nope. Even if she managed to kill me, I'd just came back as Charlestalf the White!

[Darcs]

Name: Eric Dumile

Gender: M

Age: Appears as a somewhat tall 12-15 yr old, is actually 23 with a 24th birthday coming in the near future

Appearance:

Personality: Eric is an opinionated free spirit, but his time "in the real world" trying to get a degree, and simply trying to survive, have numbed this with a little nihilism. He questions whether there is actually an objective good or evil, and weather human life actually has any innate value. He holds an appreciation for music, with a special place in his heart for hip hop, the music of gods, philosophy, and all things of the internet and Netflix. He regards "where he grew up" 4chan, with special feelings, he doesn't try to hide the fact that unhealthy amounts of time in his youth and in the present influence who he is. He views capitalism as a game he intends to stop, despite the fact that he views the best way to win is simply not to play. He has never held a legitimate job longer than a week in his life. He is listening to Immortal Technique right now.

History: He was raised middle class, but the day he turned 18, his parents kicked him out. His life has been stints of homelessness, college and crime since then. College was never going to be Eric's style, his teachers in High school had seen this. But he still wished to go, that's what he'd been told was right. Go to school, go to college, get a job, have kids, get a house and a car, settle down, pay your taxes and die. He wasn't stupid, but that didn't change the fact that after a time, he simply didn't want to do the things. The laziness and apathy of young adulthood had stricken him. This was, of course, strengthened by a love for shrooms and weed. Crime paid off, for a time, he even tried his hand at dealing for a stint. But again and again, he couldn't keep up with maintaining his level of comfort as well as college costs, and again and again, he was forced to drop out. He had become extremely disillusioned, tired of all the pettiness and consumerism, and was just ready to give up and begin a life of wandering homelessness. Then he saw the light, while listening to some MF DOOM.

Eric wants to ask you something, if an apparition of a God devoted to everything you loved appeared to you, wouldn't you follow it? Eric has. It led him to a fucking Morgue.

God They Serve: Kirsten: God of Death, or Whatever, Probably

Abilities:

• Due to what appears to have been a complete lack of any development of the mature traits that typically come with puberty, Eric looks 12. This means he still gets free meals at restaurants, can usually just take public transit for free, and generally do things kids typically get away with without the fear of punishment as an adult. The downside is that this makes doing "adult" things almost impossible.


• To compensate for this, Eric has become an expert at shoplifting, petty thievery, grand larceny, grand theft auto, and racking up incredible credit debts in the names of other people.


• He's poor and unmotivated, he's gone, and dropped out of college three times now. With no living family or friends, and a college debt that would impress most-- he truly has nothing left to lose. This had made him, over time, willing to take crazy risks for little gain. He has become good under pressure normally presented by risks

Equipment:

• (1) Messenger bag (For keeping most of his shit in)


• (4) Rolling papers (no weed)


• (1) iPhone w/ headphones(no plan, relies on surrounding wifi)


• (1) "A-town" snapback (Quick, simple, disguise. Also rep your city)


• (2) Switchblades w/ frames that look like pens (Simple instruments for attacking, people don't typically think pens can become knives)


• (1) .44 Revolver w/ full ammo (Gotta keep your heat/gat in the city)


• (3) Books (For shit to do on the train/bus)


• (1) Wallet (Why DOES he have this? It's not like he ever actually has any money)


• (1) Makeup kit (When looking like a kid isn't a good enough disguise; cross dress!)


• (1) Bike chain w/ lock (Long, reinforced steel chain for his bike-- what? You though he could afford a car? The lock and chain combo are also good for knocking motherfuckers up)

[Tatsua Aiisen]

Oooh, love it!

The city Kirsten's in right now is called Fairfield, just fyi!

[GuyYouWishYouDidntKnow]

Well that was an...interesting discussion.

Anyhow, Darcs, you're happily accepted. Welcome to the fray and rejoice in the gifts of your new loli overlord.

[ActRaiserTheReturned]

GuyYouWishYouDidntKnow said
Well that was an...interesting discussion.Anyhow, Darcs, you're happily accepted. Welcome to the fray and rejoice in the gifts of your new loli overlord.

What do we do now boss?

[GuyYouWishYouDidntKnow]

Once all the god-RPers have posted, there'll be a little asspull PERFECTLY LOGICAL SERIES OF EVENTS that'll serve as exposition material for them. Ergo, realization that the other gods are also a thing again, and that there's a cliche shonen villain who stands against them.

[ActRaiserTheReturned]

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[Tatsua Aiisen]

I'll give Darcs a chance to post before I continue Kirsten's mini intro-story.

[BuriedComic7]

And posted!

This appears to shaping up quite nicely!

Also Guy, if you don't mind I kinda interpreted Alex's "Prophecy" domain as a sort of limited precognition, that is how he was able to see Soren.

If you think that is a bit too much then I will be more than happy to edit it!

[Darcs]

Tatsua Aiisen said I'll give Darcs a chance to post before I continue Kirsten's mini intro-story.

Postan

[GuyYouWishYouDidntKnow]

BuriedComic7 said
And posted! This appears to shaping up quite nicely!Also Guy, if you don't mind I kinda interpreted Alex's "Prophecy" domain as a sort of limited precognition, that is how he was able to see Soren. If you think that is a bit too much then I will be more than happy to edit it!

No worries, prophecy as precog is fine.

Expositionary bit'll be happening in about 8 hours, so if you haven't posted your intro deal I recommend doing so before then~

[DragonBeastMode]

That's funny darcs there talking about game of thrones xD I dont even think any of my friends watch game of thrones but if they did thats how they would act too xD, I think I'm the only of my friends who watch it.

[CallaLily180]

I am posting right now, if my position is still mine.

[ActRaiserTheReturned]

Um I'm kind of confused. . .

Uh. . . how do I get my champion?

[GuyYouWishYouDidntKnow]

...did I miss an app? If not, you don't have one. They're not a mandatory thing, nor are you limited to one, they're just there so people who join after we're full on the god end of things can still participate, and also to offer a different spice to the story.